By pisspantsjob - 31/07/2009 05:25 - United States
All the FMLs
Thanks kids
By BadMurderer - 31/07/2009 04:01 - Mexico
By Anonymous - 31/07/2009 03:44 - United States
By LMN - 31/07/2009 01:30 - United States
Fancy seeing you here!
By Anonymous - 30/07/2009 17:50 - United States
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By shewholaughsatthedead - 30/07/2009 01:44 - Canada
dedeedeee tells us more.
Take that
By Anonymous - 30/07/2009 00:14 - United Kingdom
Assumptions
By Toast514 - 29/07/2009 23:49 - Canada
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By pixelbaker - 29/07/2009 16:34 - United States
pixelbaker tells us more.
The "documents" were basically just data sets pulled from a database stored on a workstation in the office. This workstation is not backed up. Yes, the company is full of morons. No, I'm not fighting it because this was the last straw of many last straws. I don't want to work for these idiots any more.
Plans shelved
By Anonymous - 29/07/2009 15:18 - United States
By faentalivetmitt - 29/07/2009 14:24 - Norway
faentalivetmitt tells us more.
Hi everyone, I'm the one who posted this. First of all. Of course I thanked him! and of course I could have gotten a cheaper lunch, I was going to in fact, but he offered, and insisted, so I accepted, and was very thankful. All of you who keep saying I'm a heartless bitch should have considered that I was commenting on the irony of it and that I was embarassed, instead of saying how my life sucked because someone was nice to me. I thought it was a funny story. I got the impression that many of the stories on this site are funny rather than tragic. I could of course have written he gave it to me and i was super thankful etc etc, but I thought that was kind of implied. Oh and about the currency. My lunch was 31 kroner. But as I currently live and study in the UK, i'm used to thinking in pounds and thought that would be easier for the majority of FML readers. But apparently that makes me a fake, sorry guys! And I do in fact give money to charity and homeless people. Not long ago I gave one man my last 8 pounds (this was in the UK), so he could buy a decent meal, figuring I would be OK until I got home 5 hours later. So those of you who got the irony and embarassement, thanks!
By Nikse - 29/07/2009 07:23 - United States
By Beefballs - 29/07/2009 06:22 - Canada
By jcesom - 29/07/2009 05:53 - United States
By Ouch - 29/07/2009 05:42 - United States
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Hi everyone, person who wrote the FML here. There seems to be some sort of confusion going on around here, I didn't laugh because my stepmother said that my grandmother was in a better place, It was just the wrong thing to burst out laughing to...not that the funeral helped at all. And thanks to those who made nice comments and stupid ones. It made my day a little bit better 8D