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By PigPen - 27/09/2009 05:00 - United States

Today, I had lunch with friends I hadn't seen in years. We took a few group shots with my camera, and I went home and downloaded them to my computer. Seeing them on my monitor, I noticed a yellow spot on my black shirt, so I looked down. A big, dried booger was stuck there. FML

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By boogerbrain - 09/12/2009 21:06 - United States

Today, I was looking at my wedding pictures I had just ordered and I tried to flick something off one of the pictures, but it wouldn't come off. In a panic I quickly looked through all of my pictures and realized that I had a booger sticking out of my nose. No one told me. FML

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Disgusting

By SnotScrubber - 05/04/2024 07:00 - United States - Tulsa

Today, I was idly scratching gunk off the common computer while waiting for a meeting to start. It wasn't until the end that I realized it was dried snot. FML

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By becstar90 - 05/06/2009 04:21 - United States

Today, I was taking a picture with my friend. Her camera can pick out a certain color and only have that color show up in the picture. She chose yellow because of the yellow on my dress. When she showed me the picture, the sash wasn't the only yellow thing; my teeth showed up, too. FML

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By davincourt - 29/04/2012 18:31 - United States - Apollo Beach

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML

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By Eric Forrest - 24/02/2011 08:27 - United States

Today, while at a work meeting, I finally summoned up the courage to share and express my opinions about unprofessionalism in the office. After the meeting, I went to clean up, only to notice in the bathroom mirror that I'd had a booger pasted across my forehead throughout the meeting. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 22:00

Today, after a day of walking around downtown, shopping and going out to eat, I came home to notice I had a dirty thong stuck to the back of my shirt. FML

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Blow it

By Anonymous - 22/10/2021 01:59

Today, I reached to pick out a booger stuck in my nose that had been irritating me, and ended up poking myself in the eye. FML

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Out it comes

By emilyupsidedown - 16/01/2010 05:08 - United States

Today, I got a popcorn kernel stuck in my throat. It was quite irritating so thought I could get it out with my finger. Good thing, the kernel is gone. Bad thing, I now have the rest of my lunch on my shirt as well. FML

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By whitedevil - 09/10/2009 07:09 - United States

Today, I was stuck in traffic on the highway and decided it was the perfect time to pick a humongous booger out of my nose. While carefully examing and admiring it, I failed to notice that the owner of my company was staring at me from the left lane in complete and utter revulsion. FML

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By jess - 07/03/2010 14:08 - South Africa

Today, I had a sip of my coffee and felt a lump of some kind enter my mouth. I thought it was a bit of biscuit, and then remembered I didn't have biscuits this morning with my coffee. I took it out of my mouth and it was a huge black fly. I then spat the rest of my coffee all over my laptop. FML

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NightGod 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 12:12

Uhh...Photoshop....

sprocketlaunch 14

Sunday 27 September 2009 12:26

it's not about the pictures, dudes it's about how he spent lunch with his friends while having a big booger on his shirt that nobody informed him of.

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iam_fuck_life 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 12:11

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

JojoChuo 8

Wednesday 20 April 2011 4:21

Yeah and kinda gross D:

NightGod 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 12:12

Uhh...Photoshop....

Sun_Kissed18 25

Sunday 27 September 2009 19:07

You can't photoshop the booger out of his friends' minds! That would be awesome though.

veganphotog 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 12:19

I agree with #2

Darth_Taco 14

Sunday 27 September 2009 12:19

Most people probably won't notice. In the photos, you can just photoshop it out or something. This isn't so bad.

allmidnighteyes 10

Sunday 27 September 2009 12:22

PhotoShop it onto your shirt like 9347 times into a pattern until it looks like you've got some dazzling shirt bling.

dnlphm94 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 19:28

LMAO!

SoreThroat 0

Monday 28 September 2009 6:25

Dazzling bling alright...LOL.

sprocketlaunch 14

Sunday 27 September 2009 12:26

it's not about the pictures, dudes it's about how he spent lunch with his friends while having a big booger on his shirt that nobody informed him of.

allmidnighteyes 10

Sunday 27 September 2009 12:33

How could he NOT notice their longing eyes fixated on it? I'm sure at least one of his friends was longing to just reach over, pick it off, and let it meet the loving caress of their tongue, which would soon force the boogery sweetness down their esophagus and into the acidic confines of their stomach.

sprocketlaunch 14

Sunday 27 September 2009 13:36

as logical as that sounds, he would have smelt the exquisite scent of booger himself, and fought his friends to the death over this treasure. after he secured victory, he would have taken it to a secluded place to eat it, and then get all the girls because he became the alpha male. so your argument is flawed.

Jefe_fml 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 14:49

#7: trying too hard to be witty. #8: Nicely done, take note #7.

PandaPandaPandaX 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 12:30

Ewww AME haha the acidic confines of my stomach are gonna be brought up from that description...

OohAah01 0

Friday 11 December 2009 10:31

Good call...this is PRECISELY why it's a big FML. Why do so many dopes think it's a Photoshop issue? Jeez.

bxgurl95 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 14:42

Um wow... I see where that would be kinda embarassing but I don't think u would wanna fyl over that but its annoying becuase that happened to me and the person who told me was my mom :/

Vaetrus 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 17:09

Exactly. Not a FML. And not a big deal? Maybe they thought it was a mustard stain. Or maybe you are the only one in your circle of friends who gives a crap about that sort of thing.