By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 04:10 - Canada

Today, I went to the bar to celebrate my friend's birthday party. I gave the bouncer my ID and he kicked me out, saying that I should at least use an ID card with the correct gender. I'm 22 and female, he thought I was an underage boy. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 478
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You should have showed him your tits!

Show him your vag. He'll believe you then or just kick him in the balls for being a dick.


Like the Quin sisters, Tegan and Sara?

Those are my step moms cousins (teagan and sara)

You should have showed him your tits!

Sun_Kissed18 25

Its possible that the lack-there-of is part of the problem...

the_stereotype 0

or pulled down ur pants. that's probably the most obvious in this case. but then again, with that runner who they are still can never really tell

yea for fucks sake just show him ur goodies... he won't mind and you'll get in

either you look like an underage boy or underage boys look like you. you have a choice, you know.

Agreed. It's a birthday. You were out in public. You should have dressed up.

Show him your vag. He'll believe you then or just kick him in the balls for being a dick.

YDI for being fugly

there are WAY too many FMLs with this same concept. PLEASE STOP.

Stop what, being called the wrong gender?

um, no, with these fake FMLs

loooooooooool_fml 1

So, if something similar has happened to somebody else, this FML is automatically fake?

sublime93 0

No #18, but when you're moderating the FMLs it tells you something about repeats, and this FML has the same concept of about 10 others.

make more effort to look like a girl. not so hard.

Sun_Kissed18 25


I guess u look like a boy but don't u have boobs at all?

Don't worry. My 17 year old female friend has the same problem. Her mom got asked "So this is your youngest son?" Nope, oldest daughter. That sucks. :

Why are you friends with someone who looks like a boy?

Because due to genetics, some women are nearly flat chested and have smaller hips. Some women look better with short hair rather than long hair. Women are generally shorter than men; average runs between 5'4 and 5'6. Some people are just really stupid and think all of the above must equal preteen boy, ignoring any feminine qualities.