Today, I told my husband I wanted a divorce. He told me he didn't. End of discussion. FML
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mo_the_owl
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pfffff... Texas.
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anonnie
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Damn. Lol
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anonnie
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Damn. Lol
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GeneralB
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just leave dummy
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fmlfmlfml15
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I would have replied with somehting along the lines of "That's too bad" or "Thanks for sharing your opinion with me, now sign the damn divorce papers and start packing". Or just move out. Your husband doesn't own you.
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sarcasticbitch
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yh just pack ur stuff say fuck u to ur soon ex husband and leave the house
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im_djibouti
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Anyone else reminded of Seinfeld?
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silvermoonstar3
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Agreed. I've been in a relationship like that. I wasn't married, so I just said, "Fuck you, it's over!". That went back and forth for a while, and then I walked away. Just leave him. Relationships are for when 2 people love each other/want to be together. Only 1 person wants it now.
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heatherewf
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Who cares? leave anyway.
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A83_fml
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Sounds like you've got yourself an Unflushable!
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dnlphm94
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YDI if you just randomly said it out of nowhere with no reason to back up your statement.
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inconvienentgurl
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yeah uhm JUST LEAVE!!! how about instead of posting this on fml.com u pack ur stuff n leave. he cant MAKE you stay if u dont want to. get a restraining order, threaten him, n get some tuff family to kick his ass if he comes after you!! JUST GO LEAVE...stop whining n go.
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normandin131
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Spelt tough wrong.
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YDIBITCHES
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Gotta turn your key
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diet_otaku
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"till death do us part" is a bitch, isn't it? YDI, now get your ass into marriage counseling and uphold your vows.
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JessiGoose
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Spelled, not spelt.
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mclemons12
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Whoever told you that "spelt" isn't a word was deeply mistaken.
From the dictionary:
spelt v. "A past tense and a past participle of spell"
From the dictionary:
spelt v. "A past tense and a past participle of spell"
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lem0n_fml
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Fucking annoying when people try to correct other people's grammar and they're wrong.
Both "spelt" and "spelled" are correct. Goddamn.
Both "spelt" and "spelled" are correct. Goddamn.
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slayerrrr
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dude you are awesome! Coupling FTW!!!!
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etmaiyllya
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he dont own you, its your life aswell.
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donkey_hang_down
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YES she is owned by him, he could sell her off to the black market sex trade. Then she will be "free"
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milfi
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yeah, that's exactly what I thought of when I read this FML. Seinfeld. Lol
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jpest17
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don't let him come after her? what if he loves her and she is just being unreasonable??
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Shaunisaloser
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Hahahaha. Texas.
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BoCo_fml
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I guess we all know why you want a divorce. Just leave him! He doesn't own you unless you let him. Then it really is FYL
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MathcoreBilly
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Spelled "spelled" wrong.
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27BronxBombers
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spelled and spelt are both words. look it up
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mo_the_owl
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pfffff... Texas.
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jackkerouc9
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lol. you can almost always predict where someones from based on certain FML's. YDI
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Synnie
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Or by reading where it says? :c
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greenltrn2003
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hahaha ^epic win/observation
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AMCJEEP
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Hey fuck you man I'm from Texas and I wouldn't treat a woman like that. To prove it go over to your mothers house. Open up her underwear drawer and look at the picture in there. You'll see she is very pleased with the way I treat her.
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hauptubel
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hes in denial? lol I'm sure he'll come around.
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Zhejan
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More like he'll cum around, if you KNOW WHAT I MEAN!?
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premiermois
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... that was worse than my animal puns.
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amybaby9090
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I <3 sublime!
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fungigiby7
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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trakus
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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trakus
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cpatrick820
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I'm pretty sure it is, seeing as how she wants something as serious as a divorce and he acts like it's his way or hell to pay.
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gothymama
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I'm pretty sure not being in love with someone counts as a reason to leave. Especially if kids are involved. Do you nutjobs actually think it's healthy for children to grow up knowing their parents don't love each other?
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guitarlover_fml
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Why would you marry somebody if you don't love them? Just sayin....
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singer0421
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Guitarlover the idea is that the two people fall out of love. They loved each other at the wedding but shit happens.
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lem0n_fml
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Why would you want to stay with someone who doesn't wanna be with you? :
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gigi2009
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!!!
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darren824
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and that's how it is
deal with it
deal with it
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mermaidNdisguise
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If you want a divorce, leave. Don't let him control you like that! YOU GO GIRL!
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lem0n_fml
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Unless she has a specific reason for leaving him (adultry, assault, etc.) then she needs him to sign the divorce papers as well. Otherwise she's stuck in an unhappy marriage.
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MiddleChild08
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Not necessarily. Go to the courthouse, tell them you can't get a hold of him to serve him the papers. Then they will tell you to put an ad in the newspaper and let it run for some odd number of days, and if he doesn't contact the courthouse about the ad then they will give you a divorce. That is what my sister did.
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trakus
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LOL removing my comment
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silvermoonstar3
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that doesn't make sense. If there's a specific reason (such as adultery), she can fight for half of his stuff. Without the reason, she doesn't get the stuff. That doesn't mean she has to be married to him forever.
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Xader
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Sure it does. A marriage is a legally binding lifetime contract.
Unless a breach of the contract has been made (aforementioned adultery, etc) it requires the consent of both contractual parties to break the contract.
Unless a breach of the contract has been made (aforementioned adultery, etc) it requires the consent of both contractual parties to break the contract.
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Xader
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Amendment. My above comment only applies to certain states. TX is NOT one of them.
"Texas law recognizes only the following grounds as sufficient for granting a no-fault divorce: (1) the marriage has become insupportable because of discord or conflict of personalities that has destroyed the legitimate ends of the marriage relationship and prevents any reasonable expectation of reconciliation; or (2) living separate and apart without cohabitation for three years."
"Texas law recognizes only the following grounds as sufficient for granting a no-fault divorce: (1) the marriage has become insupportable because of discord or conflict of personalities that has destroyed the legitimate ends of the marriage relationship and prevents any reasonable expectation of reconciliation; or (2) living separate and apart without cohabitation for three years."
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cruncheweezy
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Well then it's obvious. OP has to move out, and stay out for three years.
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iPirate
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nvm, 67 was added to
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MiddleChild08
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Leave him anyway...
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ashblueeyez14
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just get your stuff, get up and leave
divorced
if he wanted it or not
divorced
if he wanted it or not
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22jrdn55
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hows is this a FML? just leave him if you want, end of story.