by unrequited / 05/17/2011 at 10:36pm / United States / Love
CatEyes66's comment : uh, wait till she comes back.
Today, I took a final for my law class. As I was taking the test, I noticed the girl on my left copying off me. I wrote all the wrong answers on my sheet while writing the correct answers on my desk hoping she would copy the wrong answers down. I forgot to write the correct answers on my test. FML
by markymark / 05/17/2011 at 1:36pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 05/17/2011 at 1:34pm / United States (Mississippi) / Money
by Anonymous / 05/17/2011 at 12:15pm / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous
Glassmaster's comment : You're cool. Posting fake Facebook starters always makes you cooler.
Today, my friends were making fun of my clumsiness. I replied that I was not clumsy, and to prove it I was going to go the whole day without messing up. As I said this, I tripped over an extension cord and hit my head on a desk. FML
by Anonymous / 05/17/2011 at 6:06am / Finland (Southern Finland) / Intimacy
OCDC's comment : Just helping the doctors see it better.
Today, I went bowling with some friends. After a few beers I was showing off spinning the ball around on the tip of my finger. One trip to the ER and two crushed nuts later, I've found that mixing alcohol and heavy shiny balls is not a good idea. FML
by paulwatson93 / 05/17/2011 at 12:28am / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy
by Username / 05/17/2011 at 12:05am / Miscellaneous
Today, I got a really bad cramp while I was swimming in my neighborhood pool. I started to go under until the lifeguard jumped in and saved me. I guess it would have been great, if I wasn't a fellow lifeguard. FML
by Fatty / 05/16/2011 at 10:12pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by Anonymous / 05/16/2011 at 6:15pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
by pyroman1127 / 05/16/2011 at 3:34pm / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my religious dad caught my brother jerking off and decided to give us both a lecture about… 2Today, I discovered, after years of being grounded for losing my belongings, that I didn't actually… 3Today, eight tornados hit the town where I live. The only person who tried to get a hold of me and…