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Maybe she thought she had to. FML has taught me sometimes people say "no" when broken up with...
Yeah well said wtfwts... she's pretty much a bitch for what she did, and clearly has no respect for you, your feelings or the relationship that you had. I'm sure you're much better off without a horrible person like that, but it still sucks that she's rude and callous enough to do that :(
You should have beaten the **** outta him. YDI for not doing so.
Her new boyfriend's a dick for not seeing through her. Any respectable guy would've called her a bitch for acting that way in front of her ex. One of my friends broke up with a girl because of that. He told me "She tried to make out with me as a way to make her ex jealous, it raised too much of a "bitch alarm" for me to deal with". And yes, it does happen that way.
breadonabun are you on crack?
What are you on about?
It's a little extreme though...op's gf didn't even tell him she just said it by her actions.
that sucks :/
did u introduce them 2 the back of ur hand?
And you just stood there? If you weren't such a pansy maybe you would still be with her.
It's called being intelligent, why face a lawsuit over a *****, it's not like she is worth it. He just showed her that she means nothing to him
pansy parkinson
What did the five fingers say to the face? ... SLAP
hell yeah. shes a bitch/****/*****...whatev you want to call her....beat some ass.
Just to make things interesting, I would've started making out with her at the same time, and said "Let's do a 3-some then!" If you were that girl, what would you have done then?
LOL I bet she would have been like "Hell yeah!" >.< Aww but that sucks though I feel bad for him :( You'll find someone good enough :D
Wow, you got broken up with. No one in the universe has ever had this happen to them. Way to be original.
Way to be intelligent, this site is not about originality, it's about shitty things that have happened in our lives.
back off.
don't like it? don't read it. simple - then you don't have to bore us all :) everyone wins
Wow, Rubix! You're complaining about how an FML isn't original. No one in the universe has ever done that. How original. [/unoriginal sarcastic response]
He's not complaining about the fact that his girlfriend broke up with him; he's complaining about the unnecessarily cruel way she did it. Understand now?
It's alright guys, she's ugly.
Step in that *****'s mouth and on that asshole's balls!
She broke up wit you cuase your a pussy and knew you wouldn't do anything besides put this up on fml. Maybe if you had some balls and did somthing besides cry bout it you wouldn't be jerking it. You need to be a man. Its too late now but next time it happens cuase I'm sure it will women are cruel. As soulja boy said just pimp slap that hoe.
:D "Ooh Shiny" teehee Kinda sad I was playing with spoons earlier.. o.o ;) Jokes :D
This is the dumbest comment I've ever read
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Maybe she thought she had to. FML has taught me sometimes people say "no" when broken up with...
Just to make things interesting, I would've started making out with her at the same time, and said "Let's do a 3-some then!" If you were that girl, what would you have done then?