Love and Pregnancy: Trapped

Trapped

By Anonymous - 05/07/2025 08:00 - United States

Today, it's been a week since my girl told me she's pregnant and I fled town in a panic. I realized how badly I fucked up and called her, begging to come back. When I showed up at her house, her brothers kicked my ass and threw me in the street, promising to wring me dry for child support. FML

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You deserved it 1 030

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By Dean - 23/07/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, the cops showed up to my house and served me a child support order from the girl I had a one-night stand with, and who'd promised me she would abort the baby. All this was two years ago. My wife of three years was in the house and heard everything. She packed up her things and told me she’ll be calling her attorney. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2013 01:47 - United States - Gonzales

Today, my boyfriend kicked me out and threatened to get a restraining order after I called him an asshole. I'm 16 weeks pregnant and over 1,000 miles away from my parents' house. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2025 16:00 - United States - New York

Today, I saw my girlfriend after 10 months of being away. She was pregnant. She actually had the brass balls to tell me I needed to "Man up and be this child's father." Get the fuck out, you cheating whore. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2009 23:51 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2023 20:00

Today, my girlfriend told me she's pregnant and I did not take it well. She had planned to record my happy reaction for Facebook; instead she got video of me bursting into tears, and trying to talk her into an emergency abortion. She sent it to my parents to punish me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2013 02:12 - United States

Today, my mother came into my workplace to wail on me for "ruining our family's reputation" because I got a girl pregnant. I've been married to the "girl" for 8 years. FML

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Kinda sus behavior

By dumped and dusted - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, three weeks after my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, she admitted it was a lie. Turned out it was just a test to see if I'd break up with her or not. I didn't, but I did just break the bank buying all the things we'd need for an actual kid. FML

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By cchandler - 23/09/2009 01:10 - United States

Today, I received a phone call from the number of a "single" guy I met online. It was his wife, who is three months pregnant. She threatened to kick my ass. FML

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Double whammy

By Anonymous - 28/02/2023 16:00 - Argentina

Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce and walked out. This is two days after she informed me that she is unexpectedly pregnant. FML

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Hello from the other side

By losthusband - 11/10/2020 20:01 - United States

Today, my pregnant wife and I got separated while out shopping. She ended up having meltdown and crying so hard the manager had to call me over the PA. FML

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Hangryko 31

Saturday 5 July 2025 21:52

Immediate YDI after the first sentence. I hope she never takes you back and gets half of all of your pay for child support.

Petit Etre Malfaisant 20

Saturday 5 July 2025 19:10

context : were you ok for the baby ? and then you chicken out?

Comments

poopface82 21

Saturday 5 July 2025 17:08

Get your situation sorted out and file for 50/50 custody.

DLBL 14

Saturday 5 July 2025 18:18

funny. As if that guy wants a kid in his life. But, I think ALL child support cases should require a paternity test for sure.

Petit Etre Malfaisant 20

Saturday 5 July 2025 19:10

context : were you ok for the baby ? and then you chicken out?

Hangryko 31

Saturday 5 July 2025 21:52

Immediate YDI after the first sentence. I hope she never takes you back and gets half of all of your pay for child support.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Monday 7 July 2025 3:20

One word: Contraception. Either you two didn't use it, in which case you shouldn't have been having sex if you didn't want a kid, or it didn't work. In either event, the fact that you just up and ran away like a coward proves you lack the mental maturity to raise a child. Good for her brothers.