By absentmindedmoron - 27/09/2009 15:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking whilst texting. I thought I was going in a straight line but I ended up walking right into an open phone booth. A woman was inside making a phone call. I lost my balance, pinning her up against the wall. She thought I was attacking her and clobbered me with the receiver. FML
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Moy_fml 6
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"Today I was in a phonebooth. This guy came in and started groping me and I attacked him with the receiver. He said: "I'm sorry m'am" and walked off. I'm Superman. FML"

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pyroanarchist23 0
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next time pay more attention first

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tyhillman 0
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He was paying attention to his phone lol.

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SoreThroat 0
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Exactly...attention to his phone, not to where he was going....I stopped reading at "walking while texting." Huge YDI right there, amiright? XD

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carpediem9_fml 0
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Watch where you're walking dude

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alialley 10
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Meh, I'd cut the guy some slack. People do ignorant things all the time.

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His_Holiness 18
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At least OP wasn't texting and driving

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the_boss_fml 0
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LOL. that sucks. happened to me a few times before (except the clobbering)

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TheChad12 2
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You accidentally walked into a phone booth while texting a few times??? Didn't know it was so common.

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Shinzura 0
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YDI for not paying attention

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_THE_MASTER_ 0
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LOLZ. I said this to the last idiot who posted something about not paying attention to where they were going, and I'll say it to you. This reminds me of the kid in NYC who was walking and texting and failed to notice an open manhole in his path. i can't wait to hear about this happening to you one day. PAY ATTENTION, ASSHOLE.

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leggyxo 0
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and were you walking while typing this too?

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arisaurus 0
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you deserve it.you shouldve been payin attention to where you were goin,next time ur gonna walk in the streets and get run over.even then,you'd still deserve it.ur really stupid.ydi

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jjenniferr05 0
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Shit Fml. Not funny at all really. This site is going downhill..

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leisl14 0
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then moderate, or submit your own funny stories. or stop reading the fml's altogether

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Moy_fml 6
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At least it wasn't Susan Boyle.

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TimmyM 0
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Receiver? Who the fuck calls it that? Stuck up for a peterborough boy, no?

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ZombieKnickers_fml 8
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Don't be so harsh.

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ciao_bella_fml 0
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I happen to call it that to! and @op - try to paymore attention next time haha

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