FML : Today, there was a parents bike race on the track at my high school for a fundraiser. My dad entered, and ended up winning. He did his victory dance with...

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Today, there was a parents bike race on the track at my high school for a fundraiser. My dad entered, and ended up winning. He did his victory dance with a massive erection showing through his spandex. Just about all of my friends, teachers, other parents, and the hot soccer team saw. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By biker2012 - / Monday 1 June 2009 19:13 / United States

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By lolwhat_fml | 0

#252337 - Tuesday 2 June 2009 01:41

how the hell did he get a boner from winning a race? LOL

By Dolarhyde | 0

#252365 - Tuesday 2 June 2009 01:40

lol your dad seems cool

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By nuked | 0

#252327 - Tuesday 2 June 2009 01:41

LOL!! Your dad is kind of a creep.

By lolwhat_fml | 0

#252337 - Tuesday 2 June 2009 01:41

how the hell did he get a boner from winning a race? LOL

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noobienick | 19

#5771761 - Friday 29 November 2013 03:28

He apparently likes bike racing. A lot.

By lolwhat_fml | 0

#252338 - Tuesday 2 June 2009 01:43

LOL AT NUMBER 3 : D and how did he get a boner from winning a race?

By miranda_panda | 0

#252348 - Tuesday 2 June 2009 01:44

yeah, #5, agreed. was there like a hot teacher around?

By afrances | 0

#252363 - Tuesday 2 June 2009 01:42

i accidentally commented twice, sorry

By Dolarhyde | 0

#252365 - Tuesday 2 June 2009 01:40

lol your dad seems cool

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evamusical | 12

#3580513 - Sunday 13 November 2011 04:45

Seems like he also saw the hot soccer team

By lvlvv | 0

#252366 - Tuesday 2 June 2009 01:45

haha nastyy

By blackdog_fml | 0

#252370 - Tuesday 2 June 2009 01:46

lololol

By irishfever | 0

#252371 - Tuesday 2 June 2009 01:46

hmmm... hot dad? ;)

By nuked | 0

#252373 - Tuesday 2 June 2009 01:39

LOL!

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zwassman1 | 0

#1877096 - Wednesday 22 December 2010 10:55

jjj

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Sammiches | 12

#3410731 - Sunday 9 October 2011 11:05

Winning means a lot to him.. Added note: Lewis in Spandex!

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