By cockroach - 27/09/2009 15:52 - United States

Today, I saw a cockroach on the ceiling. Immediately I got a stick to smack it down. When I hit it, it fell and landed in my mouth. Karma much? FML
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NATFLUMP 0

OMFG MAN WHY WOULD YOU KEEP YOUR MOUTH OPEN ! dude, you fcking stuuuuuuupid.

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Zombierella 2

"When I hit it" ....hmm, you had sex with a cockroach? |: YDI

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Zhejan 0

Look at the bright side, now you can say you've put at least one type of "****" in your mouth

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Reyo 2

That's what you get for trying to kill something that was only trying to make its own way in life.

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_cheeseballs 0

SHUT THE **** UP WITH THIS 'KARMA MUCH' ¬_¬

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Slaught_fml 3

I'm calling FAKE because of the "karma much" bullshit that all the fakish FMLs have been having lately.

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bugmenotmofo 34

was it a big ****-roach?

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Star18lk 0

They can say Karma much? if they want so stop telling people what to do.

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_cheeseballs 0

I'm not a troll, I've just seen it on this website enough to make me annoyed. :)

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hbgoddard 0

I agree with you. People just don't seem to ******* understand that there's NO SUCH THING AS KARMA!!

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fmlfmlfml15 0

#64 It's only been on the website twice!! I think you are easily annoyed.

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dudeitsdanny 9

Agreed with #72. The word karma has only been used in 6 FML posts.

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DSappy 0

Wow, you're actually counting. Impressive... x

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azi_16 0

This is not Karma. This is The Powers That Be punishing you for your blatent stupidity. You can't seriously try to swat at something directly above you, with your mouth hanging wide open, and be surprised when it ends up in your mouth.

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dudeitsdanny 9

81- Type karma into the search box. Not a toughie. lol.

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signuploginpassw 0

something like this happened in the new adventures of old Christine. but her foot was stuck in a toilet

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seanj 0

why were u standing directly under it while trying to knock it down YDI

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Uncle_Moe_Lester 3

I don't think karma applies to killing bugs

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PinkieKeen 20

I think I threw up a little in my mouth.

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NATFLUMP 0

OMFG MAN WHY WOULD YOU KEEP YOUR MOUTH OPEN ! dude, you fcking stuuuuuuupid.

46 2
tyhillman 0

It's not gross. Chocolate covered cockroaches are the best lol jk.

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XOfiestypixie 0

I think this is the second time I've seen the phrase "karma much?" But still, sucks for you. But at least they're full of protein. =)

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Gavik 0

Stop saying "Karma much?" in the FMLs. It doesn't even apply here.

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diet_otaku 0

MTE. this FML would have been perfectly fine without "karma much?", especially since it's not bad karma to kill a cockroach.

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bexwiggy 0

Yes it is-it's bad karma to kill any sentient being.

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Witchcraft_fml 4

The reasoning that Karma doesn't apply here is based on the sole fact that the OP kept his mouth hanging wide open when swatting at something directly above him. Blame stupidity, not Karma.

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Person1233 12

Too many FMLs saying 'karma much' at the end.

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fmlfmlfml15 0

Aside from this FML, there is only one other FML that says "Karma, much?" But I'm guessing that two is too many.

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Person1233 12

I probably should have said with something about Karma at the end.

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skullbashd 3

yeah there's only six all together

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dnlphm94 0

It's not "karma." It's "self-inflicted." Who leaves their mouth gaping open while killing a bug on the ceiling?

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lem0n_fml 0

Actually, karma IS self-inflicted. Although this FML has nothing to do with karma, your comments kinda didn't make sense. :

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DaRito 25

You're implying that karma exists?

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