By thanksbro - 28/09/2009 00:10 - United States

Today, I came home from school and ran to the nearest bathroom to go #2. In my hurry, I forgot to shut the door so I asked my older brother who was walking by to close it for me. After a while he didn't respond, so I looked up to see not my brother, but his best friend watching me take a crap. FML
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TheTruth1428 0
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YDI. Shut the door if you expect privacy. Yes, it's creepy that his friend was watching, but you could have easily prevented it by just shutting the door. I'm sure you wouldn't have crapped yourself in the 2 seconds it takes to shut it.

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hellohello9 0
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where were you looking before you looked up at him?

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TheTruth1428 0
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YDI. Shut the door if you expect privacy. Yes, it's creepy that his friend was watching, but you could have easily prevented it by just shutting the door. I'm sure you wouldn't have crapped yourself in the 2 seconds it takes to shut it.

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DameGreyWulf 0
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Pffft, no kidding! It's not that god damned hard. Even when I was going to crap myself or seemingly projectile vomit, I remembered to shut the door.

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the_stereotype 0

idk...i think i'd rather have someone watch me crap than close the door and then end up crapping in my pants and then have to clean it out later as well.

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JustinBieberIsOK 0

(her) not a guy! lolz

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Clare420 0
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I disagree. your brothers friend is a perv he should have just shut the door. FYL

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solid2dew 6
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His meaning her brothers friend.

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hellohello9 0
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where were you looking before you looked up at him?

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Fmyspam 0

Taking a sexy crap. Duh?

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crackberrie 0

more like f your brother's friend's life!! but yea this is pretty embarrassing

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awkwardturtley 0
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haha it would be if he hadn't just stood there *watching* her o.O

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Tess_fml 7
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Ouch, I feel for you D:

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krazybabie 0
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ewwwww sick bastard- the friend I mean!

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terrta_merrta 0

lets hope your crapping didn't traumatize him.

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IloveComics 0

Well, that's disgusting. Something like that happened to me before. He was a couple years younger and saw my boobs. :( I feel for you. At least, it's not totally bad. :D

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sugar_407 0

who cares.

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curlyfriez 0
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eeewwwwww He's a Cochino!!!!!!!!

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Intoxicunt 5
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He wanted a Cleveland Steamer. Humor him.

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jackkerouc9 0
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no he wanted a reverse blumpkin. Instead of the guy recieving oral sex while taking a shit, she gives it to him while she shits. Or maybe he wanted to give her a blumpkin? Idk, I am not into skat fetishes.

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Intoxicunt 5
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Lol. I like it. I mean, not the act, the term "reverse blumpkin". For the record, I'm not either. >_>

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Bloodknight 22
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Wow, this one actually made me cringe.

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