FML : Today, I came home from school and ran to the nearest bathroom to go #2. In my hurry, I forgot to shut the door so I asked my older brother who was walking...

Today, I came home from school and ran to the nearest bathroom to go #2. In my hurry, I forgot to shut the door so I asked my older brother who was walking by to close it for me. After a while he didn't respond, so I looked up to see not my brother, but his best friend watching me take a crap. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By thanksbro - / Monday 28 September 2009 00:10 / United States

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By TheTruth1428 | 0

#591265 - Monday 28 September 2009 9:14

YDI. Shut the door if you expect privacy. Yes, it's creepy that his friend was watching, but you could have easily prevented it by just shutting the door. I'm sure you wouldn't have crapped yourself in the 2 seconds it takes to shut it.

By hellohello9 | 0

#591267 - Monday 28 September 2009 9:14

where were you looking before you looked up at him?

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By TheTruth1428 | 0

#591265 - Monday 28 September 2009 9:14

DameGreyWulf | 0

#591297 - Monday 28 September 2009 9:29

Pffft, no kidding! It's not that god damned hard. Even when I was going to crap myself or seemingly projectile vomit, I remembered to shut the door.

the_stereotype | 0

#591584 - Monday 28 September 2009 14:52

idk...i think i'd rather have someone watch me crap than close the door and then end up crapping in my pants and then have to clean it out later as well.

JustinBieberIsOK | 0

#980892 - Saturday 17 April 2010 11:50

(her) not a guy! lolz

Clare420 | 0

#1018344 - Friday 4 June 2010 1:36

I disagree. your brothers friend is a perv he should have just shut the door. FYL

BlanketHogger | 0

#3794211 - Tuesday 27 December 2011 15:17

OP is a girl

solid2dew | 6

#4012932 - Thursday 9 February 2012 15:26

His meaning her brothers friend.

By hellohello9 | 0

#591267 - Monday 28 September 2009 9:14

where were you looking before you looked up at him?

Fmyspam | 0

#2741472 - Thursday 23 June 2011 9:40

Taking a sexy crap. Duh?

By crackberrie | 0

#591268 - Monday 28 September 2009 9:15

more like f your brother's friend's life!!
but yea this is pretty embarrassing

awkwardturtley | 0

#983162 - Thursday 22 April 2010 1:22

haha it would be if he hadn't just stood there *watching* her o.O

By Tess_fml | 7

#591272 - Monday 28 September 2009 9:18

Ouch, I feel for you D:

By krazybabie | 0

#591275 - Monday 28 September 2009 9:18

ewwwww sick bastard- the friend I mean!

By terrta_merrta | 0

#591276 - Monday 28 September 2009 9:19

lets hope your crapping didn't traumatize him.

By IloveComics | 0

#591280 - Monday 28 September 2009 9:21

Well, that's disgusting. Something like that happened to me before. He was a couple years younger and saw my boobs. :(
I feel for you. At least, it's not totally bad. :D

sugar_407 | 0

#593007 - Tuesday 29 September 2009 2:09

who cares.

By curlyfriez | 0

#591283 - Monday 28 September 2009 9:22

eeewwwwww
He's a Cochino!!!!!!!!

By Intoxicunt | 5

#591293 - Monday 28 September 2009 9:28

He wanted a Cleveland Steamer. Humor him.

jackkerouc9 | 0

#591895 - Monday 28 September 2009 18:36

no he wanted a reverse blumpkin. Instead of the guy recieving oral sex while taking a shit, she gives it to him while she shits. Or maybe he wanted to give her a blumpkin? Idk, I am not into skat fetishes.