Miscellaneous: Today, I found an old friend of mine on Facebook. After adding...

By alliobamy - 28/09/2009 04:09 - United States

Today, I found an old friend of mine on Facebook. After adding her, I suggested friends for her. She ended up adding every single one I added, but not me. I later saw her ask one of those friends who the hell I was and how I knew all of them. We used to eat lunch together everyday. FML

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You deserved it 3 081

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2014 15:30 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, I received a friend request on Facebook from a girl I've had a crush on for a while. As I was about to accept it, it vanished. She explained later that she clicked on my name by accident, and didn't actually want to be friends at all. FML

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You deserved it 4 020

Not today, thank you

By Anonymous - 02/03/2022 00:01

Today, I tried reaching out to a girl on Facebook I thought I ended on good terms with after three dates. Not only did she not accept my friend request, she also disabled all friend requests. FML

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You deserved it 314

By josh - 23/01/2009 12:33 - United States

Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML

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You deserved it 4 150

By insultedguy - 03/01/2011 17:28 - Netherlands

Today, I went to the store and ran into an old friend that I hadn't seen in years. We chatted a little, and just as I was leaving he grabbed his mobile phone. Later, I added him on Facebook. Turns out the last thing he posted was a picture of my back saying: "Look who got even fatter." FML

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You deserved it 4 417

By Anonymous - 15/06/2016 06:11

Today, my best friend invited my ex to eat lunch with her. I wouldn't have found out had I not bumped into them while they were there. FML

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You deserved it 1 319

Beep beep

By iamgodzilla - 14/05/2015 02:55 - United States - Owings Mills

Today, I got a friend request on Facebook. It's from the person who crashed into my car earlier in the month. It's funny that she doesn't return my calls or messages, but liked my status about the accident. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 658

You deserved it 2 184

Not you

By scooterbyrd - 06/11/2016 06:08

Today, I saw a photo on Facebook of all my best friends from high school together at a 50th birthday party I wasn't invited to. I knew the birthday guy for longer than any of them and introduced everyone in high school. They wouldn't even know him without me. FML

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You deserved it 1 047

By crucets - 06/10/2010 04:37 - United States

Today, I received a friend request on Facebook. I didn't know her, but she was cute, so I accepted the request. After looking at her pictures, I sent her a message saying "What's up cutie, do I know you?". She responded "Yes, I'm your cousin". FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 201

You deserved it 57 426

Rubbing it in

By lmiller - 24/01/2010 03:29 - United States

Today, when I logged onto Facebook, I discovered a friend request from my ex who broke up with me and deleted me months ago. Upon adding her, I was taken to her profile where I saw dozens of status updates talking about how much she loves her new boyfriend, who she dumped me for. FML

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You deserved it 9 883

By bex - 07/01/2009 15:42 - United States

Today, I went out to lunch with two friends from high school. We saw a girl that we graduated with at the restaurant. The girl gave both of them hugs and introduced herself to me. FML

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kiwi__bird 0

Monday 28 September 2009 12:28

Daaaaamn.

my_fml_account 2

Monday 28 September 2009 12:50

Maybe the OP used to be a man and is unrecognisable after the surgery?

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kiwi__bird 0

Monday 28 September 2009 12:28

Daaaaamn.

lexilovesyou 0

Monday 28 September 2009 12:30

Burrrrrrrn !

Zhejan 0

Monday 28 September 2009 13:37

Leeeeeerrroooooyyyy

Takaska 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 1:20

JENKINS!!!!! Oh ****, he just went in! STICK TO THE PLAN!! God damn it Leroy.

emophowitz 0

Monday 28 September 2009 12:29

Second And: Ouch.

fylahole 0

Monday 28 September 2009 12:29

thats because you're forgettable just like this FML.

biancagolden 0

Monday 28 September 2009 12:30

This is why I only add people I currently talk to.

Amysbodybetrayal 0

Monday 28 September 2009 12:38

Exactly. Why would you want someone you never talk to to see your status updates anyways?

virgingrace 0

Monday 28 September 2009 19:10

That's because EVERYONE talks to 500 people bi-weekly. That rules out a major in politics for you.

jsx12345 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 1:31

amy, are you dtf??

redpanda11 10

Tuesday 20 August 2013 19:07

Perhaps OP was trying to reconnect with the old friend.

brittahnayy 0

Monday 28 September 2009 12:34

More of a MLIA.

amy397123 0

Monday 28 September 2009 12:43

Agreed. You life is hardly '******'.

the_envious 0

Monday 28 September 2009 12:35

..damn

my_fml_account 2

Monday 28 September 2009 12:50

Maybe the OP used to be a man and is unrecognisable after the surgery?

haha_ydi_bitch 0

Monday 28 September 2009 13:17

There's so many fmls like this that there's not really any meaning to them

Vaetrus 0

Monday 28 September 2009 17:40

Are there are meanings to any of the FMLs? The internet is basically a re-vomiting machine anyway. Get off if you want originality. Who cares if she doesn't remember you? Grow up, slap her irl, and deal with things more important than facebook. You probably changed your looks or had an unrecognizable profile picture anyway.