By Dobby123 - 08/11/2009 20:44 - Mexico
All the FMLs
Dobby123 tells us more.
Pranked, level 2000
By Poopyhead - 08/11/2009 19:14 - Ireland
Hurry up
By lauren_rox - 08/11/2009 17:50 - Canada
By Anonymous - 08/11/2009 17:09 - United States
Pleased to meet you
By homewrecker - 08/11/2009 15:39 - United States
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By SkySkyChan - 08/11/2009 10:36 - United States
SkySkyChan tells us more.
OP Here- I love you people, speculating on people's lives like you know something. This is really old now, but I figured I'd give an update. We got together the following February, and are very happy where we're at now. C: So thanks ya'll for the input, though most of it was unnecessary. I know what love is, do you?
Communication breakdown
By FML - 08/11/2009 10:07 - United Kingdom
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By LifeSucks - 08/11/2009 04:46 - United States
Crooked
By Anonymous - 08/11/2009 04:04 - United States
Pet this!
By shando - 08/11/2009 02:13 - United States
Boozed up
By AuntSucka - 08/11/2009 01:35 - United States
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By John - 07/11/2009 21:45 - United States
Pay up
By ShouldHaveLetHimTakeTheTV - 07/11/2009 17:01 - United States
By John - 07/11/2009 16:04 - United States
Valedictorian02 tells us more.
It has to be one of those four, huh? Because you know of four situations so mine has to be one of those four? I'm OP. I took the scholarship, got a B.A. in Economics with a minor in Computer Science (not quite Basket-Weaving or Art History, sorry), did analysis for a company that recently went under, started working for a start-up until I ran out of money, then took the best job I could find, which happens to involve selling french fries. By the way, he DID want french fries. And he got them.
By batgirlrules881 - 07/11/2009 15:26 - United States
By badwife - 07/11/2009 10:22 - Japan
By SHARIFFO - 07/11/2009 08:18 - Palestinian Territory
SHARIFFO tells us more.
I Would have wrote more to be more specific but the site doesn't allow that much words. This is what happened: "Imagine a car moving in front of the whole school with legs sticking out of the window..." All My Friends laughed, my mom never knew, she never stopped, i was scared as **** to speak so i just got half of my body out in time as she drove off. She then stopped the car & realized asap & asked if i was okay. I was like "o.O?!"
By chairlee - 07/11/2009 08:12 - United States
By Anonymous - 07/11/2009 08:04 - United States
By iheartvodka - 07/11/2009 06:55 - United States
Protip
By Tipless - 07/11/2009 05:36 - United States
Cats rule, boys drool
By achoooo - 07/11/2009 05:34 - United States
Keywords
For those who don't get it, beside my desk is a table a little bit lower than the desk. When my elbow hit that, it stopped, but my head kept on going and technically my face hit my fist, although my fist also hit my face. Sorry couldn't put that in the story, we can only write 300 characters, so yeah. I still have no idea how I could've hit my face so hard I got a mark :(