By Muffinhater - 24/12/2009 03:21 - United States
Today, I awoke at 5am to the smell of smoke and the sound of sirens. It seems the whole Santa Monica Fire Department had made it outside our apartment complex. We had to wake up every single person on our floor. What for? An old lady burned a muffin. FML
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By  DrunkDave89  |  0

#1, you're a moron. OP, my condolences. I've had to deal with many similar occurrences, usually when some jackass in my dormitory (or you know.... me) lights up a cigarette too close to a smoke alarm. A real treat at 8 AM on a Saturday when you're nursing a weapons-grade hangover and can't find a shirt, I assure you.

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By  DrunkDave89  |  0

#1, you're a moron. OP, my condolences. I've had to deal with many similar occurrences, usually when some jackass in my dormitory (or you know.... me) lights up a cigarette too close to a smoke alarm. A real treat at 8 AM on a Saturday when you're nursing a weapons-grade hangover and can't find a shirt, I assure you.

By  flashback.miss  |  28

Oh, do you know the muffin man,
The muffin man, the muffin man,
Oh, do you know the muffin man,
That lives on Drury Lane?
Oh, yes, I know the muffin man,
The muffin man, the muffin man,
Oh, yes, I know the muffin man,
That lives on Drury Lane.

maybe you two can hook up 'cause im sure by now the muffin man hates his muffins as well...