Hahaha. I can't believe that woman messed up my food. She better be making me a sammich

#1, you're a moron. OP, my condolences. I've had to deal with many similar occurrences, usually when some jackass in my dormitory (or you know.... me) lights up a cigarette too close to a smoke alarm. A real treat at 8 AM on a Saturday when you're nursing a weapons-grade hangover and can't find a shirt, I assure you.

Time for a neighbor to get sent packing to an old folks home!!

I agree. but u are alive 

Did they make her eat the muffin?

Oh, do you know the muffin man, The muffin man, the muffin man, Oh, do you know the muffin man, That lives on Drury Lane? Oh, yes, I know the muffin man, The muffin man, the muffin man, Oh, yes, I know the muffin man, That lives on Drury Lane. maybe you two can hook up 'cause im sure by now the muffin man hates his muffins as well...

Dude, that sucks Dx You'll just have to do something equally as annoying to get back at her ^_^

I feel just as sorry for her... Embarressing.

Well, at least this beats having a real fire and no firemen

I feel sorry for the old lady, not you. think how embarassed she mustve been... it's not like she intended it