Money, Accident and Relatable: It never rains, it pours - FML

It never rains, it pours

By Anonymous - 06/07/2022 21:00 - United States - Mountain View

Today, I got short-changed for a 12-pack of Mountain Dew. but I let it slide, even though they charged me double. i get home and immediately the box exploded and all the cans went falling down a flight of wooden stairs onto concrete. Fourteen stairs. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Thursday 7 July 2022 6:29

Wait. They charged you double and then short-changed you? You're kind of a doormat, aren't you? Assuming even distribution, you got 6/7 of can of Mountain Dew on each step. You're welcome.

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RichardPencil 30

Thursday 7 July 2022 6:29

Wait. They charged you double and then short-changed you? You're kind of a doormat, aren't you? Assuming even distribution, you got 6/7 of can of Mountain Dew on each step. You're welcome.

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