By rie - 24/12/2009 00:29 - Ireland

Today, I found out my college friends are going to attack me after Christmas and attempt to tickle me to death. All because they know that I hate to be tickled. They are also going to make a Facebook group dedicated to the matter so people can join in if they wish. FML
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Oxy_Moron 0

Imagine if your friends then decide not to show up... and then you end up being tickled by a bunch of total strangers lmao

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justsayin21 0

that's hilarious. i hope the event is a success and you die.

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YayAmerica 0

I'm pretty sure it's an ad lib. Today, I found out my ____ _____ are going to ________ me after ________ and attempt to _____ me to death. All because they know that I ______ to be _______. They are also going to make a ________ dedicated to the matter so ________ can join in if they wish. FML

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GrapefruitZoe 0

It's Mad Lib. Ad lib is when you make up unimportant and often unheard lines in a play that aren't important. Re: tickling. That's vicious and cruel and evil. Call the cops.

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YayAmerica 0

lol. thank you. i was wondering the difference.

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Oxy_Moron 0

Imagine if your friends then decide not to show up... and then you end up being tickled by a bunch of total strangers lmao

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eccentricchic 5

Lmao according to murphy's law that is very likely

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acarolinagal 0

This is so crazy stupid... people are suffering in the world...some are homeless or hungry or sick... but you... you poor thing....you will be tickled. Poor you.... F Your life.... Really????? Seriously???? I am not sure if you are naive, self centered, stupid or crazy.... but, this is just insane that you would even post this as a FML.... and I can't even believe that the moderators posted it.

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dudeitsdanny 9

This is more fun to read than "Today, I found out I may die from so-and-so disease. FML." We wanna laugh, not feel bad. Besides, what if OP does die? Will that make it a better FML? Learn to laugh =)

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WTFsGoingOn 0

Tickling can be very traumatic. Trust me I'm a therapist ;)

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justsayin21 0

advertising this "potentially traumatic" facebook event on FML makes it lame as hell.

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WTFsGoingOn 0

I do have to back you up on the lame part.

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alexandraa_fml 0

Do all....these periods.. make everything I say.... more dramatic???....

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cherylface 13

#15: LOL, actually they do because in my head it sounds like William Shatner.

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alexandraa_fml 0

Now men,.. we are about to go... on a very dangerous mission.... It is highly likely that one of you will die.... The crew that will go with me.. are Spock, McCoy ...and Ensign Ricky.

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thesunshotme 0

Oh, lighten up. This site is supposed to be funny and lighthearted. FMLs don't have to be horrible tragedies.

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showtimen0w 0

If it is not a horrible tragedy then why is it an FML? If its something stupid that wont really hurt you, then its not a big deal and you're life will not be... F'ed..

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BritishHobo 0

Because FML isn't for people in third world countries to write 'Today, I haven't eaten in a week and I'm dying of dysentery. FML'. It's a FUNNY website. You want crushingly depressing tales of life, put the news on and stop whining.

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effyoubitch 5

definitely have to agree with 50. well said!

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alice_18 16

#4, This site is meant to be entertaining. It really doesn't matter if you dub it as a tragedy.

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masanya 0

um...big ****** deal...

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rolltide13 0

who all agrees that was the most retarted fml?

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DrunkDave89 0

Clearly you haven't seen the one about having to wrap presents for a cat...

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wolfpackchick10 0

Nah...have to agree that this one is a lot more stupid and a waste of time. Whoever is approving these needs to get on their work & stop letting the dumbest ones get by!!

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fireandice27 0

Alongside "I agree, your life sucks" and "you totally deserved it" there should be another button saying "who really cares?"

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SweetestSin 4

This has to be the stupidest shit I have read!!!

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maibiz 0

Excuse me? That's CUTE. Really. My friends do silly stuff like that to me all the time. Better than friends who don't give a shit about ya.

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