Today, I had one more gift to buy: a copy of Fight Club. I asked a person working at Best Buy if they had any in stock. The man wouldn't sell me the last copy because I had broken the first two rules. FML
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Today, I camped outside of a Best Buy to guarantee I'd get a cheap Blu Ray player. My friend who got there five minutes after they opened also managed to get one. FML
Today, my mom and I went to Best Buy for some Christmas shopping. She picked up some presents for me and told me not to look at what she was buying. When we got to the register, she didn't have enough money, and I ended up having to buy my own presents. FML
Today, I went out and bought a copy of Black Ops 2. I got home and opened the case, only to see the game disk was missing. When I went back to the store to complain, the guy at the desk accused me of trying to pull an old scam on him. FML
Today, my husband called me from the store, trying to decide whether or not to buy the new games console he's been wanting. I'd already purchased one and hid it, ready for Christmas Day. I couldn't talk him into not buying himself one. There goes a $500 surprise. FML
Today, a customer yelled at me because we didn't have any laptops in stock. I work at a clothing store. FML
Today, a guy came into the small coffee shop I work at, and got angry because I wouldn't accept his Starbucks gift card as valid payment. When I told him we clearly aren't a Starbucks, he said "It's all the same shit" and ended up throwing a punch at me. FML
Today, I bought a brand new flat screen TV. When I brought it home it didn't work. Furious, I walked into Best Buy and yelled at a guy in a tucked in blue polo and khakis. I asked him why it didn't work and he said he didn't know. I kept screaming. He didn't have a nametag. He didn't work there. FML
Today, I had a garage sale and sold some books I don't read anymore. A woman came up and yelled at me, saying I'd stolen one of the books from her house. I later found out that it was a distraction so that her boyfriend could steal my TV. FML
Today, I walked into Best Buy to buy a 42" widescreen TV I'd been saving up for many months. As I walked in, a man stopped me and handed me my wallet that I'd accidentally dropped. I thanked him. Five minutes later at the checkout, I opened up my wallet to realize it was empty. He had stolen everything. FML
Today, I got the ending to Breaking Bad spoiled for me by a cashier while I was buying the final season box-set. FML
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triciaharris1 0
1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB. 2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about FIGHT CLUB. 3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the fight is over. 4th RULE: Only two guys to a fight. 5th RULE: One fight at a time. 6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes. 7th RULE: Fights will go on as long as they have to. 8th RULE: If this is your first night at FIGHT CLUB, you HAVE to fight.
brutallyhonest24 0
IDIOT! you never talk about fight club!
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PeopleRSoDumb 0
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First comment of Fight Club: Don't buy Fight Club.
PeopleRSoDumb 0
If you don't get this FML, you don't deserve to live.
nando92 0
hahahaha thats so true, if you dont get this FML go kill yourself cause you missed out on one of the only movies on earth worth buying
APenguin 0
You missed the point of the film/book then. You're just another consumer *****, you bought into the rebel sell.
crazytoaster 2
I laughed. Hell if this happened to me i would piss myself laughing and high-5 the clerk. Then of course beat the shit out of him if he still refused to sell to me. Or speak to the manager in a calm and civil discussion until both parties come to a positive solution that benefits both of us.
MrHighlight 0
I don't see how he could be serious about it, but this was still an epic FML. Favourited
f_alltheirlives 3
If it was just us I would have thrown myself into the counter and punched myself until I bled and threaten to report him to the police unless he gave me the copy. Unless the guy's name was Bob, then I would have hugged him and cried on his shoulder
White667 0
Oh man, hilarious.
koalaguy 0
Agree with 78. If he's going to play a game with you, at least win it.
TJPM69 0
dont care if its fake.. its hysterical to the max
AngelRaven89 0
agreed :D
jerylann 0
ughmm he was probably quoting the book which is sooooo much better. and fyi #57 fight club changed the world: dolce and gabana started shooting ads in basements; gucci started sewing razor blades into suit coats calling it their "fight club look"; home depot has name template cards with the example of tyler durden whatever the numbers and paper street... there were 4-h clubs that were busted for hosting underground fights. soon there were a million and one **** sites called **** club.. soo dont say that him quoting it means he doesnt have a life, cause he deffinetly does if he said that. i wouldda been like heres my numberr..
totes_sucks 0
Wow 159, you certainly missed the point of Fight Club... Unless you were being ironic in pointing out how corporations tried to get people to buy their products by referencing a film where the protagonist rebels against consumerism. I don't think you were though. Also bearing in mind that quote is in both the film and the book, mentioning that you think it was from the book just shows your ignorance in the matter.
Loosechange 0
Lol win YDI the first rule of fight club is the most important and you broke it. I just broke it I fail.
rallets 22
did he have bitch ****?
FateBurns 6
this is AMAZING!! best buy = win :)
chaos101girl 0
what if the guy behind the counter said this to someone who hadn't seen the movie yet? if they're BUYING it, there's a good chance they haven't seen it and are buying TO see it! which would make it all kind of pointless....
Skylarboyle 0
WTF ths second rule if the first rule is don't talk about the fight club?
lilhedz 0
do not talk about fight club
danthemanfosho 0
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?????????? wtf
dakotalesmercy 6
^^^^^
fallcakes 0
y'all are dumb. the first rule of fight club is do not talk about fight club.
firey257 1
So, apparently you just broke it then?
brutallyhonest24 0
IDIOT! you never talk about fight club!
Aperture 0
you just broke the damn rule yourself.
MagicMeds 0
I think quoting the rule (or paraphrasing it) doesn't count... maybe it does...
crazycornn 0
what's the second rule?
allia118 11
Refer back to the first rule.
sidward101 9
The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is: you do NOT talk about Fight Club.
Whoaa_Gir 0
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i dont get it.
ZombieKnickers_fml 8
The first rule of Fight Club is, you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is, you DO NOT talk about Fight Club.
remy_xi 0
Good job breaking them, twit.
Theo_fml 0
Win.
megamandude455 10
14 comment ftw
terranada 3
god thank you someone finally explained!!!!
Hollywood4469 0
Nicely done.
analltimelow 0
would someone explain? sorry if i'm commiting a great offense, but yeah, explain?
Towelie_31 0
#12 you just broke the rules...
tisiphone_fml 0
Best bet is to IMDB the movie synopsis, but basically, the main characters of the movie start this underground club, "Fight Club", where they basically just beat the hell out of each other, every night. The club has a few really simple down and dirty rules that come into play throughout the movie. The first one is that you don't talk about Fight Club. Since the movie is kind of a cult favorite, people who are big fans always remind each other of the rule.
lexy216 0
thanks #166 now I understand
PotatoBlankey39 2
The're rules within Fightclub. The poster of the FML broke the rules within Fightclub.
cursedcutiepi 0
lmaooo nice nicee haha :P
rlet 1
good one!! next time pay attention to the rules!
triciaharris1 0
1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB. 2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about FIGHT CLUB. 3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the fight is over. 4th RULE: Only two guys to a fight. 5th RULE: One fight at a time. 6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes. 7th RULE: Fights will go on as long as they have to. 8th RULE: If this is your first night at FIGHT CLUB, you HAVE to fight.
loveanthony645 5
I love you.
xxDefiantxx 0
Marry me