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By Anonymous - / Thursday 24 December 2009 20:10 / United States
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By  triciaharris1  |  0

1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB. 2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about FIGHT CLUB. 3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the fight is over. 4th RULE: Only two guys to a fight. 5th RULE: One fight at a time. 6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes. 7th RULE: Fights will go on as long as they have to. 8th RULE: If this is your first night at FIGHT CLUB, you HAVE to fight.

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By  PeopleRSoDumb  |  0

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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  nando92  |  0

hahahaha thats so true, if you dont get this FML go kill yourself cause you missed out on one of the only movies on earth worth buying

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  APenguin  |  0

You missed the point of the film/book then. You're just another consumer whore, you bought into the rebel sell.

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  crazytoaster  |  2

I laughed. Hell if this happened to me i would piss myself laughing and high-5 the clerk. Then of course beat the shit out of him if he still refused to sell to me. Or speak to the manager in a calm and civil discussion until both parties come to a positive solution that benefits both of us.

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If it was just us I would have thrown myself into the counter and punched myself until I bled and threaten to report him to the police unless he gave me the copy. Unless the guy's name was Bob, then I would have hugged him and cried on his shoulder

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  jerylann  |  0

ughmm he was probably quoting the book which is sooooo much better. and fyi #57 fight club changed the world: dolce and gabana started shooting ads in basements; gucci started sewing razor blades into suit coats calling it their "fight club look"; home depot has name template cards with the example of tyler durden whatever the numbers and paper street... there were 4-h clubs that were busted for hosting underground fights. soon there were a million and one porn sites called fuck club.. soo dont say that him quoting it means he doesnt have a life, cause he deffinetly does if he said that. i wouldda been like heres my numberr..

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  totes_sucks  |  0

Wow 159, you certainly missed the point of Fight Club... Unless you were being ironic in pointing out how corporations tried to get people to buy their products by referencing a film where the protagonist rebels against consumerism. I don't think you were though. Also bearing in mind that quote is in both the film and the book, mentioning that you think it was from the book just shows your ignorance in the matter.

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  chaos101girl  |  0

what if the guy behind the counter said this to someone who hadn't seen the movie yet? if they're BUYING it, there's a good chance they haven't seen it and are buying TO see it! which would make it all kind of pointless....

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  remy_xi  |  0

Good job breaking them, twit.

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  tisiphone_fml  |  0

Best bet is to IMDB the movie synopsis, but basically, the main characters of the movie start this underground club, "Fight Club", where they basically just beat the hell out of each other, every night. The club has a few really simple down and dirty rules that come into play throughout the movie. The first one is that you don't talk about Fight Club. Since the movie is kind of a cult favorite, people who are big fans always remind each other of the rule.

By  triciaharris1  |  0

1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB. 2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about FIGHT CLUB. 3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the fight is over. 4th RULE: Only two guys to a fight. 5th RULE: One fight at a time. 6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes. 7th RULE: Fights will go on as long as they have to. 8th RULE: If this is your first night at FIGHT CLUB, you HAVE to fight.

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