think you're the only little bitch here... want a cookie? being first is some accomplishment

Would not have been an FML if you complained after seeing it. And hopefully you did because otherwise you must be a real

GO MAKE ME A COOKIE IN THE KITCHEN WHERE YOU BELONG! ASSUMING YOU'RE A FEMALE.

i think what #3 is trying to tell you, blink182, is shut the **** up. ok? i know this isn't in caps, but i'm hoping you're still able to understand it.

I wasn't talking assface, I was typing. God, almost every person who posts on this site is ******* stupid.

@#8

Failed.

Today, I took a bite of my pizza. It tasted like man-juice. FML It's still pizza suck it up!

Nummy i love salmonella pizza.

Salmonella pizza sounds far more appealing than it should. @ The OP Wouldn't be an FML if you had looked at that pizza and said "get ****** i'm eating that". Then went somewhere else.

SUE EM'!

Same here! The story should have ended with: So I told that bitch off and got the manager involved and now I get free pizza for a year and I will probably gain 50 pounds because of it. FML

Your such an idiot... stop making things up on here. that was just way too much to add...

Americans just love complaining about things.

Yeah, be non-American, suck it up and eat your trash.

Did you consider the possibility that probably the trash can was there for this very purpose? They have ti cut pizzas all day. So they have to wipe the knife all day. So there has to be a system for that. May be there was a trash can lined with a bag for this purpose and it's not unhygienic?

Obviously fuckhead. Of course that's too much to add but my point was that it was in no way a FML because it could have simply been resolved with her saying something. And I wouldn't give a flying **** if it was a trash with a bag on it. Trash is trash is trash. A bag doesn't make a difference because TRASH is still going in that direction. A wet rag or napkin would have been more reasonable.

Notice, the OP is British, not American. yes, restaraunts do this shit all the time, but they could at least try to hide it

So true. Working in a restaurant made me stop going to restaurants, due to the things I've witnessed in the kitchen etc.

Oh do tell.

Well -You drop a piece of cutlery in front of a customer and using super sneaky sleight of hand give it back to them while looking like you got a new one. -You cut some chicken or something and turn around to toss it in the pan, turn back around to see your knife is missing. Later you see someone cutting vegetables with it and serving them raw... -The sweaty overweight chef (of which every restaurant has at least one) every so often has drops of sweat fall off his nose into the food. -The plates/cutlery are dirty when you pull them out of the dishwasher? Just wipe them with the cloth you have tucked into the back of your apron, which you also wipe everything else with. Such as spills on the edge of plates, your hands after they get covered in blood from the raw steak, the knife before you cut something, etc, etc. Need more or are you done?

Ew....that's incredibly disgusting. I'm never going out to eat again. :|

This doesn't happen at the place I work at! So I all suggest you come to England, on the Isle of Wight, and go to the White Lion pub in Arrreton! If it helps, Enter Shikari have been there.

lol! awesome.

Great diss, douche bag. That wasn't even my quote, so you're a ******* idiot.

it doesn't have to be your quote to refer to you. #11 was just drawing some obvious comparisons.

Well FIRST is an example so, yeah....

#11 is a dumb ass. :)

i have a feeling you're only saying this because you're angry, blink182

I'M NOT ANGRY I'M ******* CONTENT! SEE CONTENT!

I lol'd. :|

Get out more man

Yea, that's what I would like to know...

Yes, please do this. You could prevent MANY people from getting sick.