By stupid_world - 24/12/2009 06:02 - Canada

Today, I learned that while anybody can call me a bitch, my husband got mad at his aunt for calling our dog a mutt. FML
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Luckster 0

Of course! Animals are more precious than human lives. That's why we give them better birthdays!!

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Vitamin_C 0

No no, not stupid_world, stupid_you. Why would you not stand up for yourself against people calling you a bitch? If you know your husband is too much of a dick to do it for you, then do it yourself.

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Luckster 0

Of course! Animals are more precious than human lives. That's why we give them better birthdays!!

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The_Pleb 0

Its because your an unsuperior female Sorry FYL

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sexxxtacy 0

unsuperior isn't a word pleb. you are ****** retarded.

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Thunderbender 2

Using the word "unsuperior" makes you inferior

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frikkinhannah 0

So, no one but me noticed he used the wrong 'you're' when calling females inferior? Just kind of ironic.

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AntiChrist7 0

If that lousy husband is the best you could get, you probably are a bitch.

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BangOut 2

Maybe because of that fact that what your aunt said was not true??

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youthink_fml 0

Then me thinks maybe you ARE a bitch and YDI, especially since it sounds like you hear it quite a bit.

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jelliebeen 0

ignore these comments! people are so rude. Your husband was being a jackass.

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aFatFuck 0

Good thing you don't have a dog - no one would want TWO bitches living together. AAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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flashback.miss 28

did the aunt burst out singing? that would be understandable Yes I can see her Cause every girl in here wonna be her Oh shes a diva I feel the same and I wonna meet her They say she low down Its just a rumor and I don't believe em They say she needs to slow down The baddest thing around town She's nothing like a girl you've ever seen before Nothing you can compare to your neighbourhood hoe I'm tryna find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful The way that booty movin I can't take no more Have to stop what i'm doin so I can pull up close I'm tryna find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful Dam girl Dam you'se a sexy bitch A sexy bitch Dam you'se a sexy bitch Dam girl Dam you'se a sexy bitch A sexy bitch Dam you'se a sexy bitch Dam girl Yes I can see her Cause every girl in here wonna be her Oh shes a diva I feel the same and I wonna meet her Akon Sexy Bitch lyrics found on http://www.directlyrics.com.com/akon-sexy-bitch-lyrics.html They say she low down Its just a rumor and I don't believe em They say she needs to slow down The baddest thing around town She's nothing like a girl you've ever seen before Nothing you can compare to your neighbourhood hoe I'm tryna find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful The way that booty movin I can't take no more Have to stop what i'm doin so I can pull up close I'm tryna find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful Dam girl Dam you'se a sexy bitch A sexy bitch Dam you'se a sexy bitch Dam girl Dam you'se a sexy bitch A sexy bitch Dam you'se a sexy bitch Dam girl Dam you'se a sexy bitch A sexy bitch Dam you'se a sexy bitch Dam girl Dam you'se a sexy bitch A sexy bitch Dam you'se a sexy bitch Dam you'se a sexy bitch

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kmhello313 0

Obviously since he loves dogs so much he sees it as a compliment when you are called a bitch. You should be thanking him!

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Vitamin_C 0

No no, not stupid_world, stupid_you. Why would you not stand up for yourself against people calling you a bitch? If you know your husband is too much of a dick to do it for you, then do it yourself.

29 3