By HeSucks - 25/12/2009 07:04 - United States
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He saved them just for you, because he thinks you have good taste and knew he couldn't pick you out an adequate gift...? :D
"I once found a 15 year old chocolate bar lying around in my grandpa's house and ate it" So I am presuming you're actually in some zombie form, corrupted by the mouldy, fungus-covered chocolate bar? Seriously, do not eat 15 year old food, the chances are you're going to be in hospital as you're cut open to retrieve the hairy, fuzzy - red and blue - piece of food, that lies growing in your stomach. Hope I didn't ruin anyone's appetite.
You gave your boyfriend chocolates for christmas last year? are you kidding?