Mummified chocolates, woo

agreed

or they are a different box but the same brand and he drew a heart on the back :)

I bet he drew it the EXACT same way too, to show compatibility

WIN!!

Yes. You can punt that thing back and forth like a volleyball.

for diseased chocolates?

not a fan of sarcasm? okay

Well it was shitty sarcasm

wtf is wrong with old chocolate? I once found a 15 year old chocolate bar lying around in my grandpa's house and ate it, ain't nothing wrong with that.

"I once found a 15 year old chocolate bar lying around in my grandpa's house and ate it" So I am presuming you're actually in some zombie form, corrupted by the mouldy, fungus-covered chocolate bar? Seriously, do not eat 15 year old food, the chances are you're going to be in hospital as you're cut open to retrieve the hairy, fuzzy - red and blue - piece of food, that lies growing in your stomach. Hope I didn't ruin anyone's appetite.

Huh? It looked no different than a regular bar of chocolate, no fungus or other shit on it. Also when I was on the bus once, an old guy sitting next to me told me how back when he served in the Soviet army they used to eat canned meat from 30-40 year old reserves, and it was still edible.

The OP forgot to mention they were the chocolates she got for Valentine's Day two years ago, and gave as a Christmas present because she was too cheap to buy something nice.

what's wrong with chocolates??