By FlGirl - 24/12/2009 07:00 - United States

Today, I stepped outside for a smoke. It was 1 a.m. Thinking no one was around, I let out a series of loud, nasty-sounding farts. I looked over to my left to see the neighbor, whom I've never met, also smoking, and staring at me. That was his first impression of me. FML
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perdix 29

So, was there chemistry between you?

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shananigans 0
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A smoker AND a serial farter? F your neighbor's life.

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itsbecca 11
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YDI, smelly.

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evangldbrg 0

I'm calling fake, you're totally blowing smoke out your ass

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blastvortex 3
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Only if she lit a match while cracking 'em off, 37. I call bull too, though - women don't fart.

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perdix 29

So, was there chemistry between you?

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Link11206 0
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No, but there was plenty of methane.

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10_4Franky 0

Both of these made me laugh. Good laughs brighten my day.

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matt5217 4
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lol @ perdicks mom

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withered 30
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Hahahaha xP

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davids123 0
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unlucky haa

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shananigans 0
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A smoker AND a serial farter? F your neighbor's life.

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sexxxtacy 0
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the smoking is irrelevant really because if everyone would read the fucking fml it say he was also smoking.

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crzyry 6

So your life is fucked cause you passed gas like everyone else on this planet and some person you've never met heard it?

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wh4t3v3R 0
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FAKE! Girls don't fart. Everyone on the planet knows that.

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what_the_fail 0
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Girls don't poop either. This is fake.

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kitties_fml 12

you sound gross in multiple ways

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terriibabiiix23 0

how embarassing ! YDI for being disgusting.

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grrrarrrg2 2
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oh yea because you've never farted. You should have your teeth knocked out.

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itsbecca 11
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smoking is also a tad disgusting you know.

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