By FlGirl - 24/12/2009 07:00 - United States

Today, I stepped outside for a smoke. It was 1 a.m. Thinking no one was around, I let out a series of loud, nasty-sounding farts. I looked over to my left to see the neighbor, whom I've never met, also smoking, and staring at me. That was his first impression of me. FML
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perdix 29

So, was there chemistry between you?

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shananigans 0

A smoker AND a serial farter? F your neighbor's life.

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evangldbrg 0

I'm calling fake, you're totally blowing smoke out your ass

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blastvortex 3

Only if she lit a match while cracking 'em off, 37. I call bull too, though - women don't fart.

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perdix 29

So, was there chemistry between you?

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10_4Franky 0

Both of these made me laugh. Good laughs brighten my day.

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shananigans 0

A smoker AND a serial farter? F your neighbor's life.

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sexxxtacy 0

the smoking is irrelevant really because if everyone would read the ******* fml it say he was also smoking.

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crzyry 6

So your life is ****** cause you passed gas like everyone else on this planet and some person you've never met heard it?

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wh4t3v3R 0

FAKE! Girls don't fart. Everyone on the planet knows that.

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kitties_fml 12

you sound gross in multiple ways

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terriibabiiix23 0

how embarassing ! YDI for being disgusting.

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grrrarrrg2 2

oh yea because you've never farted. You should have your teeth knocked out.

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itsbecca 11

smoking is also a tad disgusting you know.

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