Today, I drove the six hours to LA to attend my Uncle's birthday party. When I tried to get off at the exit, it took me two hours just to get onto the street where the club was. By the time I showed up, the party was already over, so I ended up going to a Denny's. I drove eight hours for a Denny's. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I drove six hours with a friend to see one of her favorite bands in concert. We were turned away at the door because the online site didn't say we had to be 21 to enter. I drove six hours back with nothing to show for it but an empty gas tank and useless tickets. FML
Today, I spent six hours driving between two airports to try and catch my flight. Two trailer accidents, two construction zones, three detours, and one police escort later, the airline wouldn't let me on the plane. FML
Today, I went to visit my aunt who lives 6 hours away from me. Her car was missing from her driveway, but she's unemployed and barely leaves the house. Turns out, she moved in with her new boyfriend and didn't tell anyone, so I had to drive 6 hours back. FML
Today, I drove three hours to go to an awards ceremony. When I got there, I had to wait an hour for the hall to open, then sat listening to speeches for two hours, got my "award", and drove three hours home. The award was a small pin that I already had. FML
Today, my friends and I rented a party bus, which broke down on the highway 45 minutes into the ride. I paid the guy for the whole four hours. He said he was going to flag down a car to get someone to help us. We saw him get into a car and leave. FML
Today, after finishing work, my friend was having a party next door and my driveway was blocked. I parked six houses down and went to the party for 20 minutes. After coming out after three beers, I went to move my car back to my house and go to sleep. I got a DUI for driving 30 feet. FML
Today, I drove my toddler to a schoolmate’s birthday party at a Chuck E. Cheese an hour drive away, only to find out the party is tomorrow. FML
Today, my whole family made an hour-long drive to a restaurant that's just a few minutes away from my place. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, after planning 4 months in advance and spending almost $600 to cover everyone's tickets to the event center, all of my siblings decided to bail on my 30th birthday celebration because driving 3 hours is too much. FML
Today, I'm on a road trip with my wife and in-laws. After 8 hours of driving we stopped at a hotel to rest overnight. I was elected to go to the grocery store to get dinner. While I was gone, they ate at a restaurant without me. I spent $80 on groceries for the trash can. FML
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Vedder 0
Technically, you drove 14 hours for Denny's, because you still had to drive home, right? Which sucks even more.
perdix 29
You could have joined four waiters in the men's room for a Grand Slam. That could have been worth the drive.
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Comments (64)
katrina0_00 0
oh dude that sucks :) but aleast denny is goooood
seanreddog 4
Should've had a V8!
TehGirreth 0
Why are you getting off at an exit? You should be driving, not masturbating!
cammiixy 4
No it isn't do u have taste buds
shadow33456 1
first. as long as u enjoyed the drive it's ok but other then that that sucks gorrila pubescent
thinmint 0
"that sucks gorilla pubescent"? lol what?! pubescent is a state of being. you can't really suck it... that sucks gorilla balls maybe? that sucks gorilla teets?
perdix 29
You could have joined four waiters in the men's room for a Grand Slam. That could have been worth the drive.
Tigg3r 3
strongly advised!
Royal_Blue 4
um your uncle had his birthday party in a club? I'm assuming he's not that much older than you...
GR3453m0nk3y 4
PLEXICO WHERE ARE YOU!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
MacOSXpert 7
STFU with your plexico trolling! On topic: Am i the only one that doesn't understand why she couldn't get off at the exit when she had the chance?
GR3453m0nk3y 4
...my plexico trolling? so im a troll for wanting to know where plexico is?? and Intoxicunt!?!?!?!?!?! ill bet they both agreed to stop commenting on this OR to stop going to the site alltogether
richardwilson 0
dam
Vedder 0
Technically, you drove 14 hours for Denny's, because you still had to drive home, right? Which sucks even more.
perdix 29
I once drove a seven-hour round trip to Austin to "party" only to end up watching some "Baywatch" reruns in what is supposed to be a great party town.
Poke_my_mon 0
Did you at least get the Sampler? That shit's ******* delicious.