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Show it anywayEither call a friend to come get you or find out if anyone else is coming in to work so you can carpool. And muffin? Really?? __________________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
Did no one else realize that he said "I'll cost me more to get to work than I'll actually earn during the shift"?? I'll cost me more? no
I noticed it but since im not an english teacher, and i understood the point of the fml, i kept my ******* mouth shut about it. Well, until i saw your stupid comment that is.
agree with #53. #44, no one cares.
OPs name should be Tiny Tim
Op fixed it.
sick days???
Is there anyway you can talk to your manager about changing it? Surely, they're not that heartless. Or perhaps they are... happy holidays anyways. I'm working christmas as well. FML
What kind of boss informs you one day in advance that you'll be working on effing Christmas? You gotta quit that job, man.
hey maybe you can call a friend to take you in
dude, that just sucks. no way you deserved that.
Isn't there some kind of law that says that you don't have to work on Christmas Day? I would look into that if I were you.
you have to volunteer to work Christmas
Brilliant idea. And when he needs money and has to go back in on monday he can be all like "FALSE ALARM! I'M ALIVE!"
"Hey, I thought you died!" "...I got better."
Oh that's genius.
NCIS 8trickster8?
*"She turned me into a newt!!!!........ I got better!!"
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sick days???
fake your own death.