By Barstaff - 24/12/2009 11:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that I have to work Christmas Day. There's no public transport running and taxis are triple fare. It'll cost me more getting to work than I'll actually earn during the shift. FML
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Flamersplamer 0

fake your own death.

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Starchild21 3

Either call a friend to come get you or find out if anyone else is coming in to work so you can carpool. And muffin? Really?? __________________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99

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Malinkrot 3

is muffin any more lame than advertising your myspace on every comment you make

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mahnukka321 0

Did no one else realize that he said "I'll cost me more to get to work than I'll actually earn during the shift"?? I'll cost me more? no

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Mustardnight 3

I noticed it but since im not an english teacher, and i understood the point of the fml, i kept my ******* mouth shut about it. Well, until i saw your stupid comment that is.

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153rdTrooper 0

I ******' hate Grammar Nazis, especially on the Internet because I can't punch them in the face.

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bfrench95 0

**** ur boss. no seriously **** him and u can probably talk him into not making u work on christmas day.

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Bumlove89 0

Is there anyway you can talk to your manager about changing it? Surely, they're not that heartless. Or perhaps they are... happy holidays anyways. I'm working christmas as well. FML

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blalien 0

What kind of boss informs you one day in advance that you'll be working on effing Christmas? You gotta quit that job, man.

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truth215 0

hey maybe you can call a friend to take you in

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nvenomous 0

what the hell. skip the days' work. :D

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monbon6788 0

dude, that just sucks. no way you deserved that.

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ensemble_coeur 0

Isn't there some kind of law that says that you don't have to work on Christmas Day? I would look into that if I were you.

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evangldbrg 0

Yea, I've had to work Thanksgiving, Working today and tomorrow, New Years Eve, and New Years Day...luckily I got my sick days on handy for the remaining holidays.

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Flamersplamer 0

fake your own death.

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ZombieKnickers_fml 8

Brilliant idea. And when he needs money and has to go back in on monday he can be all like "FALSE ALARM! I'M ALIVE!"

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8trickster8 0

"Hey, I thought you died!" "...I got better."

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Hugorgy 0

xD Reminds of Monty Python and the Holy Grail. "Weren't you turned into a newt?" "... I got better." Or something to that effect.

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lotrgeek 10

*"She turned me into a newt!!!!........ I got better!!"

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