Dad jokes
By phoenix101 - 16/05/2011 05:40
By phoenix101 - 16/05/2011 05:40
By Anonymous - 10/01/2010 15:10 - Canada
By DatAss - 15/01/2016 10:56
By angelsaredicks - 11/09/2015 13:55 - United States - Morgantown
By Anonymous - 28/11/2015 05:25 - United States
By lmaoLOSER - 02/10/2010 11:48 - United States
By unhappy - 07/06/2015 18:23 - United States - San Anselmo
By Anonymous - 12/09/2015 20:50 - United Kingdom - Brentwood
By Anonymous - 06/10/2015 16:22 - United States - Newtown Square
By annoyedgf - 11/07/2015 12:44
By jimmy - 30/11/2015 21:27 - Canada - Orangeville
By disturbedtosaytheleast - 27/01/2012 11:19 - Canada
By Anonymous - 27/03/2009 13:05 - Austria
By Anonymous - 09/02/2016 11:28 - United States - Lansing
By Garry - 04/03/2010 12:43 - United Kingdom
By athletiks - 26/03/2014 22:39 - United States - Pullman
By Greenskies - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France - Corneilla-del-vercol
By crushedsoul - 05/11/2015 21:34 - United States - Baltimore
By mee - 08/09/2012 22:39 - United States
By anonymous - 22/01/2016 01:55 - United States - Bellefontaine
By OytoBeAfather - 16/05/2012 03:05 - United States - Nesconset
By CaptainKidd - 30/01/2016 02:34 - United States - Jonesboro
By Anonymous - 11/11/2015 08:51 - Australia - Abbotsford
By Brad - 03/01/2013 06:47 - United States - Harrisburg
By booboo300 - 03/04/2014 22:16 - Canada - Kanata
Definitely not going to defend myself, it was a dumb thing to do. Although, I did whisper, not shout, an answer just to get my friend on the right track. I totally respect my teacher and it was the kind of whisper that probably would have been tried in any class with a hearing teacher as well. She was a great teacher and I think I learned better that way. There is a mix of deaf and hearing asl teachers at my school, though. It was amazing though, because she didn't respond to phones going off, people sneezing, people walking in late (until she saw them) and even the people bashing asl and deaf people in the hall one day.
By M1CHA3L_MY3RZ - 02/03/2016 01:22 - United States
yeah she apologized after I pulled my license out and proved it to her. then she just had this blank stare on her face. lmao I hear something about my name at least once a day, most the time it's stupid but there have been some good ones on occasion
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Cortlandt Manor
By honk honk, fuckwad - 06/11/2015 22:39 - United States - San Francisco
By tabbycacti - 30/11/2015 13:06 - Australia
By solyana vr1 - 15/03/2012 01:32 - United States
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No, I didn't leave the car running. I do leave an extra set I keep hidden in the car so in the two minutes I was gone, I guess they got lucky. To clear up some confusion, I'm a college student and have to live paycheck to paycheck. I don't get paid nearly enough at my job, and as soon as I get paid, that money goes to rent, leaving just enough for food. For laundry, I save up the change I get from work until I have enough to do a load.