By jimmy - 30/11/2015 21:27 - Canada - Orangeville

Today, my 5-year-old son put my car keys in the microwave thinking that they would 'warm up' my car. FML
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burrito_sama 16
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At least his heart was in the right place?

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Cads1 24
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At least he cares. He could have put them in the toilet.

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burrito_sama 16
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At least his heart was in the right place?

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lexiieeex3 32

You have to admit, it really sucks but it's adorable as all hell.

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Mpii 11
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Totally. I bet Op raised him well! Im guessing Op is pissed & proud at the same time.

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Nessco 36
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Probably a good time to teach him no metal in the microwave.

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countryrose92 23

I think it's sweet

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derangedplanet 23
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I feel like he knows after seeing the firework show. haha. but he was just trying out the process of deduction. he was being rather smart if you think about it. it just so happens that's not quite how it works. I think it's cute too. and she should use this as a science lessen.

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Cads1 24
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At least he cares. He could have put them in the toilet.

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worldclassrager 39
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Flush away any issues with the car?

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lukian_fml 29
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They would have survived that; at least without a flush.

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LAUGHINGKOMODO 25
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they would also survive in the microwave if he hadn't turned it on...

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pixigem 15
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How the hell did your son get to the microwave?

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xXShadowStormXx 12

He couldn't have, it wasn't warmed up yet.

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hi_im_ughlee 19
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These comments make me happy, lol

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Braden_Claflin 12

I agree?

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Diarrhea_Volcano 29
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I don't know, do you agree?

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derangedplanet 23
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the suspense is killing me. I must know. DO YOU AGREE OR NOT AGREE?

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lexred 30
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Awww... you got to admit....thats super cute.

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powerkeep 24
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When I was 5 I thought the rumble strips on the side of the road were for blind people to drive. We were stupid once.

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smokecloud_ 37
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I thought the sound those made were car farts...

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hellnosucka 27
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Wait... that's not a thing?

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writergirl1029 17

It was very thoughtful of him.

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killmenow03 21
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Hold up, you mean that's not how you warm up your car?! That explains a lot..

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cecilla86 9
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lol gotta love kids.. haha

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spacefish966 18

He really just wanted to see the " fireworks"

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