By jimmy - 30/11/2015 21:27 - Canada - Orangeville

Today, my 5-year-old son put my car keys in the microwave thinking that they would 'warm up' my car. FML
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burrito_sama 16

At least his heart was in the right place?

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Cads1 24

At least he cares. He could have put them in the toilet.

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burrito_sama 16

At least his heart was in the right place?

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lexiieeex3 32

You have to admit, it really sucks but it's adorable as all hell.

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Mpii 11

Totally. I bet Op raised him well! Im guessing Op is pissed & proud at the same time.

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Nessco 36

Probably a good time to teach him no metal in the microwave.

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countryrose92 23

I think it's sweet

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derangedplanet 23

I feel like he knows after seeing the firework show. haha. but he was just trying out the process of deduction. he was being rather smart if you think about it. it just so happens that's not quite how it works. I think it's cute too. and she should use this as a science lessen.

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Cads1 24

At least he cares. He could have put them in the toilet.

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lukian_fml 29

They would have survived that; at least without a flush.

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LAUGHINGKOMODO 25

they would also survive in the microwave if he hadn't turned it on...

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pixigem 15

How the hell did your son get to the microwave?

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xXShadowStormXx 12

He couldn't have, it wasn't warmed up yet.

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derangedplanet 23

the suspense is killing me. I must know. DO YOU AGREE OR NOT AGREE?

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lexred 30

Awww... you got to admit....thats super cute.

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powerkeep 24

When I was 5 I thought the rumble strips on the side of the road were for blind people to drive. We were stupid once.

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smokecloud_ 37

I thought the sound those made were car farts...

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writergirl1029 17

It was very thoughtful of him.

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killmenow03 21

Hold up, you mean that's not how you warm up your car?! That explains a lot..

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spacefish966 18

He really just wanted to see the " fireworks"

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