Kids: Today, my 5-year-old son put my car keys in the microwave thinking... - FML

By jimmy - 30/11/2015 21:27 - Canada - Orangeville

Today, my 5-year-old son put my car keys in the microwave thinking that they would 'warm up' my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2023 14:00

Today, my toddler thought it would be funny to hide my car keys. After searching for hours, I found them in his toy box. FML

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By sunil - 13/06/2014 22:53 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my 8-year-old son microwaved his pet hamster. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2014 12:15 - United States - Gainesville

Today, my eight-year-old microwaved our thermometer to see if the temperature would change. FML

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By Mike - 31/10/2009 04:22 - United Kingdom

Today, my 5 year old daughter figured out how to use the microwave, microwaving my brand new 3G iphone. It was completely wrecked. So was the microwave. FML

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By why do eggs explode - 12/10/2015 21:35 - Canada - Calgary

Today, while I was in the shower, my 4 year-old son wondered what would happen if he put 6 eggs in the microwave. FML

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By unnamed - 26/07/2011 03:19 - United States

Today, I called my seven-year old son to help me with the ice-maker on the fridge because it wasn't working. Without even pausing, he turned the child lock off and started laughing at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2016 03:01 - United States - Fremont

Today, I left my daughter with a babysitter for the first time. When I came home, my microwave was ruined because they had attempted to heat cans of Play-Doh as a science experiment. FML

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By Mak10 - 10/12/2010 06:53 - United States

Today, I learned the hard way that if you tell your child that they're old enough to cook their own food in the microwave, you have to make sure they're smart enough not to put the metal spoon in with the food as well. FML

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By idislikeblanks - 30/01/2013 07:03 - United States - Lathrop

Today, my 5-year-old nephew had the most amazing idea: to play a game with my keys. He took out all ten keys individually and hid them around the house. So far it's been two hours and I haven't found a single one. FML

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By wtfdaughter - 03/02/2015 16:59 - Brazil - Recife

Today, my daughter put a doll in the microwave "to keep her warm". She's 17. FML

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burrito_sama 16

Tuesday 1 December 2015 8:35

At least his heart was in the right place?

Cads1 24

Tuesday 1 December 2015 8:36

At least he cares. He could have put them in the toilet.

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burrito_sama 16

Tuesday 1 December 2015 8:35

At least his heart was in the right place?

lexiieeex3 32

Tuesday 1 December 2015 9:42

You have to admit, it really sucks but it's adorable as all hell.

Mpii 11

Tuesday 1 December 2015 10:31

Totally. I bet Op raised him well! Im guessing Op is pissed & proud at the same time.

Nessco 36

Tuesday 1 December 2015 13:53

Probably a good time to teach him no metal in the microwave.

countryrose92 23

Tuesday 1 December 2015 15:25

I think it's sweet

derangedplanet 23

Wednesday 2 December 2015 16:20

I feel like he knows after seeing the firework show. haha. but he was just trying out the process of deduction. he was being rather smart if you think about it. it just so happens that's not quite how it works. I think it's cute too. and she should use this as a science lessen.

Cads1 24

Tuesday 1 December 2015 8:36

At least he cares. He could have put them in the toilet.

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 1 December 2015 10:31

Flush away any issues with the car?

lukian_fml 29

Tuesday 1 December 2015 13:12

They would have survived that; at least without a flush.

LAUGHINGKOMODO 25

Wednesday 2 December 2015 5:33

they would also survive in the microwave if he hadn't turned it on...

pixigem 15

Tuesday 1 December 2015 8:36

How the hell did your son get to the microwave?

xXShadowStormXx 12

Tuesday 1 December 2015 9:56

He couldn't have, it wasn't warmed up yet.

hi_im_ughlee 19

Tuesday 1 December 2015 16:51

These comments make me happy, lol

Braden_Claflin 12

Wednesday 2 December 2015 0:58

I agree?

Diarrhea_Volcano 29

Wednesday 2 December 2015 5:27

I don't know, do you agree?

derangedplanet 23

Wednesday 2 December 2015 16:21

the suspense is killing me. I must know. DO YOU AGREE OR NOT AGREE?

lexred 30

Tuesday 1 December 2015 8:37

Awww... you got to admit....thats super cute.

powerkeep 24

Tuesday 1 December 2015 8:39

When I was 5 I thought the rumble strips on the side of the road were for blind people to drive. We were stupid once.

smokecloud_ 37

Tuesday 1 December 2015 14:31

I thought the sound those made were car farts...

hellnosucka 27

Tuesday 1 December 2015 8:43

Wait... that's not a thing?

writergirl1029 17

Tuesday 1 December 2015 8:44

It was very thoughtful of him.

killmenow03 21

Tuesday 1 December 2015 8:44

Hold up, you mean that's not how you warm up your car?! That explains a lot..

cecilla86 9

Tuesday 1 December 2015 8:44

lol gotta love kids.. haha

spacefish966 18

Tuesday 1 December 2015 8:51

He really just wanted to see the " fireworks"

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