Well these puns can't get any bladder.

It sucks that puns are down voted.

I'm pretty sure there's a return policy on your man child of a boyfriend. Flip him over and check.

No returns if you cut the tags off.

It could have been a wet dream. Might as well give him the benefit of the doubt.

I don't think op would be complaining about a wet spot from their love making.

Both!

@27th could be a wet spot from autoeroticism

Based on the fact that the BF was standing at the end of the bed, it sounds to me like he intentionally pissed on the bed.

Or he was sleepwalking and thought he was at the toilet.

Just like you were a drunk accident you insensitive ahole

I see what you did there! Kudos.

either urine or a wet dream

Haha I like you bro

Rofl!

So funny I almost peed my pants #11.