Urine big trouble now...

Well these puns can't get any bladder.

It sucks that puns are down voted.

I'm pretty sure there's a return policy on your man child of a boyfriend. Flip him over and check.

No returns if you cut the tags off.

I'm confused as to what caused the wet spot, was it amorous activities the night before or did he piss the bed?

It could have been a wet dream. Might as well give him the benefit of the doubt.

I don't think op would be complaining about a wet spot from their love making.

Both!

@27th could be a wet spot from autoeroticism

Based on the fact that the BF was standing at the end of the bed, it sounds to me like he intentionally pissed on the bed.

Or he was sleepwalking and thought he was at the toilet.

It was an accident, he must have been embarrassed himself.

I really hope that it was a drunk accident OP, bedwetters are not sexy..

OP was being insensitive and so are you. I'm sure OP's bf didn't do it on purpose (much less to "look sexy"), and that's why it's called an accident. He's probably extremely embarrassed and basically encouraging OP to act out immaturely just because it might be a bed-wetting issue (since its "not sexy") will just make it worse.

Just like you were a drunk accident you insensitive ahole

Depends.

I see what you did there! Kudos.

Well what was it?

either urine or a wet dream

He was just marking his territory

Dump him! nah just kidding, accidents happen. Having said that he should have to clean it up himself at the very least.

Rub his nose in it so he learns!

Haha I like you bro

Rofl!

So funny I almost peed my pants #11.

happens...take it lightly