annoyedgf
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend standing at the end of the bed staring at a large wet spot. Boy do I know how to pick 'em! FML
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Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML
anti-peecleaner
United States
Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML
Embarassed
Canada
Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up from my honeymoon to discover the love of my life is a bed wetter. FML
mmvv
United States
Today, I found out the hard way that my boyfriend occasionally wets the bed. He's 25 and we're moving in together next month. FML
TooShortToCleanThat
United States
Today, my boyfriend decided to show off one of his favorite skills: Peeing on my ceiling. FML
gp28
United States
Today, I woke up to hear my boyfriend drunkenly crashing around in the living room, after peeing in an ashtray because he thought it was a urinal. FML
Qwerty
Australia
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
Pissy
Today, I thought my boyfriend wanted to be romantic by pouring a bath, getting in then calling me in. As I get comfortable, he stands up and gets out. At the same time, I notice yellow water. He'd pissed in the tub for a joke. FML
drooler
United States
Hot and humid
Today, I was watching a movie with my new boyfriend. I got tired so I thought it would be cute to fall asleep on him. He woke me up and said, "You got me wet." Thinking it was a joke, I said smoothly, "That's what she said!" He replied "No, really." I looked down, I'd drooled all over his shirt. FML
Top comments
Scotth901 22
Urine big trouble now...
oathkeeper99 31
I'm confused as to what caused the wet spot, was it amorous activities the night before or did he piss the bed?
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Scotth901 22
Urine big trouble now...
coming back in the future 30
Well these puns can't get any bladder.
BrutalEater 15
It sucks that puns are down voted.
Ms_ValS 27
I'm pretty sure there's a return policy on your man child of a boyfriend. Flip him over and check.
chinaski7628 32
No returns if you cut the tags off.
oathkeeper99 31
I'm confused as to what caused the wet spot, was it amorous activities the night before or did he piss the bed?
imapartypooper 15
It could have been a wet dream. Might as well give him the benefit of the doubt.
joe3_fml 15
I don't think op would be complaining about a wet spot from their love making.
johnjkl 22
Both!
RedPillSucks 31
@27th could be a wet spot from autoeroticism
False_Stupidity 41
Based on the fact that the BF was standing at the end of the bed, it sounds to me like he intentionally pissed on the bed.
MandieL 27
Or he was sleepwalking and thought he was at the toilet.
Nailpolishaholic 20
It was an accident, he must have been embarrassed himself.
NicoleP1993 29
I really hope that it was a drunk accident OP, bedwetters are not sexy..
dragkyre 4
Just like you were a drunk accident you insensitive ahole
sturschaedel 27
Depends.
everton99 16
I see what you did there! Kudos.
BrutalEater 15
Well what was it?
vinnerator 7
either urine or a wet dream
HereNReady 13
He was just marking his territory
hkhan24 23
Dump him! nah just kidding, accidents happen. Having said that he should have to clean it up himself at the very least.
rhcpgurl 18
Rub his nose in it so he learns!
Emma1562 35
Haha I like you bro
Twisted_Angel 17
Rofl!
rockwrench 18
So funny I almost peed my pants #11.
Silk_Routes 14
happens...take it lightly