Today, one of my friends thought it would be funny to tell my psycho clinger of an ex that I still like her. It had only been a few months since she finally stopped stalking me. FML
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Today, I found out that my best friend's psycho ex-girlfriend has been stalking me on social media for the past few months, when she contacted me asking why I was holding hands with him in a picture from over two years ago. FML
Today, I stupidly liked a post on my ex's social media account from three years ago. They then texted me immediately to ask why I was stalking them. FML
Today, my psycho ex-girlfriend showed up at my new job to, "Keep an eye on me." The same ex-girlfriend who has been stalking me since we broke up. Two years ago. FML
Today, my obsessive stalker of an ex found my girlfriend on Facebook and sent her a message saying just ":)". For some reason I'll never understand, she took this as a sign that I'd just slept with my ex. Now I'm single, and my ex is probably planning her next move. FML
Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML
Today, I found out my psycho ex also reads FML. She called me at work, pissed that I'd "publicly humiliated" her on here. I haven't posted about her at all. I'm sure the brick I found thrown through my window a few hours later has nothing to do with her, though. FML
Today, I found our that my crazy ex, who, after our break up, said to me, "I'm setting my life to make yours hell" has befriended my current girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that the "secret admirer" I've been exchanging letters with for the last three months, and even started developing feelings for, is actually my ex best friend trying to pull a prank on me. FML
Today, an old fling said she regretted her previous choice and wanted to try again, so I happily accepted. She failed to tell me that her previous choice was crazy. Not only is he stalking her, but he's also stalking me, and sending her messages about who I'm with and what I'm doing. FML
Today, I found out that my "I don't care about boy problems" friend decided it would be a great idea to talk to my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend about me. My ex was the one who told me. He thought I'd asked my friend to do it. FML
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Top comments
mattzawesome 28
Restraining order my friend.
Diarrhea_Volcano 29
Sounds like you need a document that states your previous girlfriend will not be allowed near you.
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Comments (27)
mattzawesome 28
Restraining order my friend.
marcranger 28
For both the ex and the "friend," I'd say. That is seriously not cool.
helptheorphans 17
stalkers are hella creepy... I had this girl stalk me like crazy and she started attempting to follow my families social media accounts
Rainbowbish 21
Why don't you put a restraining order on your ex?
Lizza330 28
Restraining orders only work if the person you're trying to stay away from isn't crazy.
musoboy 22
...which pretty much renders nearly every restraining order ineffective as there's only a small demographic of people who are crazy enough to warrant an order but sane enough to adhere to it.
sa5v 21
Doesn't sound like you have a very good friend! If they new how clingy she was, they shouldn't have told her, joke or not.
Danne696 14
That is just cruel to both parties. From the sound of it the ex had finally given up and probably tried to move on when they heard that OP still liked them which would make them happy and hopeful again only to find out it was a joke.
kyrisonfusion 22
You need to let her know that she needs to stop stalking you, if she doesn't get the police involved or consider a restrained order. Nobody should be able to follow you
marcranger 28
...you just don't get what stalking is, do you?
Luxray24 13
Unless it's the NSA. Then it's ok.
R2Y2 22
If saying 'stop stalking me' actually worked, most cases would be resolved without any form of legal intervention.
Diarrhea_Volcano 29
Sounds like you need a document that states your previous girlfriend will not be allowed near you.
Ninjahiga 27
You mean a restraining order?
UhHuhHoney 20
Ahhh... Gotta love friends.
BiGTiMeNeRD 29
And gotta hate enemies, for that matter.
juturnaamo 29
If you were using hyperbole with regard to the stalking, **** her life too. Screwing with people's emotions like that is ****** up.
tommyh92 15
#7 I don't see how he was messing with her emotions it was his "friend" that said it. Sorry OP I've dealt with crazies like that too. FYL
jayennachristine 23
no ship like friend ship
countryb_cth 38
Well in this case that ship sailed.
THEDUDE1553566 24
First off that's not a real friend and second off get a restraining order against her also block her number and block her on all social media (if you haven't done this already)
alvarny 17
f her life too. just when she has recovered and your friend's cruel prank had to drag her back into the obsession. dump your friend.