By bitten - 15/05/2010 05:09 - United States
The Top
By crashingdown - 29/05/2010 05:28 - Australia
Waxing and waning
By Anonymous - 24/12/2010 07:15 - United States
Have a baby they said, it'll be fun they said
By Anonymous - 25/11/2010 13:28 - United Kingdom
By klovemachine - 04/02/2013 03:50 - United States
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By Sexless from Texas - 24/04/2015 11:38 - United States - San Antonio
Addams Family Values
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Saint Albans
By midnightxshadow - 23/04/2015 22:41 - United States
midnightxshadow_fml tells us more.
For those of you thinking my grades must be awful, I have straight As and am a top student in my class. There are a few people I know above me, which is why I didn't expect to get an award. A girl can hope, right? When I got home, my boyfriend made me my own award so I couldn't be happier.
By Anonymous - 14/09/2011 13:56 - United States
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By FUCK A FUCKING DUCK - 23/11/2012 17:20 - Bahamas - Nassau
Great, just great
By Norwegian - 02/06/2012 16:55 - Norway
By ryuken23 - 14/02/2012 19:16 - United Kingdom
Keep the change
By imwithapples22 - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States
By nicktrelos - 27/01/2015 14:07 - Greece
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I'm not making it about myself - I'm not happy with the money loss, of course, but 350€ is nothing compared to how much I care. I meant it in a "that's devastating, and this sucks too" way if that makes sense? Thank you all so much for your support. We've been together for years, and she's my best friend in the world. It's hard to believe I never noticed the signs. The rent will be taken care of, right now getting her help is the most important thing :) I'm going to support her every step of the way. I've been learning about eating disorders all weekend (event was actually from Friday), and I can say for sure it wasn't a matter of being selfish. She's sick. That's not her fault, it's everyone else's for making her feel worthless. You're all incredibly sweet! A bit sour about the jokes, but that's okay, haha. I never take anything seriously myself. We can get through this :)
By geena - 27/10/2012 06:42 - United States - Washington
By Rick - 22/05/2012 11:02 - United States - Spartanburg
By Tadpolecrusader - 08/04/2015 11:05 - Australia
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I love reading your comments, they are amazing :D I thought it only happened in comics that sort of thing too. But the sheer force of this wave actually made me nearly fall over (the road drainage pipe was blocked I can only assume). And living in Australia means that we are not used to much rain. But I sure was wishing I had taken more notice. That being said, I can also add that the idea of bring extra clothes to work because of rain is a fairly foreign idea to us. Usually its just a light sprinkle throughout the day if at all, so often people don't even worry about an umbrella, unless we know its going to get heavy. As for work, I don't think my manager cared too much, she just found me a towel and let me do what I needed to. And I have no idea if the truck driver did it on purpose or even noticed. But judging the position of everything, I would say it was unavoidable for him. And he was coming up behind me, so I don't see him coming to avoid it. 10/10 will be more careful in the future :)
By Anonymous - 28/10/2012 16:44 - United States
Ciphered
By ewww - 26/08/2012 09:21 - United States - Seattle
By Anonymous - 27/07/2015 16:32 - United States - Birmingham
You asshat
By Natalie - 14/07/2012 16:46 - United States - Odessa
By DENTALITY - 23/05/2015 11:06 - Norway
By smellsofeggs - 26/11/2009 21:13 - United Kingdom
By FacePalmPower - 03/10/2015 22:59 - United States
FacePalmPower tells us more.
Hey OP here! Yes, it was a very stupid move he made, but it WAS an accident! He got the mushroom confused with another which he thought was safe! Although I am very sad, I now have a strict "No feeding the rabbits!" rule! So my other 5 buns should be safe. He was also the rabbit my mother got me before she moved out of state for good so it's even sadder. And no I did not dump him, we've been together for 3 years and although I was pissed for a day or two, I forgave him because I know he wouldn't hurt my rabbits on purpose, he knows they are all like my little children! All of your comments cracked me up though so I'm glad I could get a laugh out of a sad situation. Thanks guys, you rock!
By btoker - 15/10/2015 16:16 - United States - New York
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Hi guys, OP here. He is my ex now, because I decided that his aggressive undertones means I might be in for a repeat. He is pretty aggressive in general, and this is one of a few examples so its probably best to move on before its too late. I'm 22 years old and was abused at 16, so he doesn't understand how I couldn't be over it by now. I'm currently looking for other places to live because we live together. Thank you all for the positive support, I am going to try to get myself into a better situation as fast as I can.
By Anonymous - 22/12/2009 01:30 - Canada
By thanksmom - 22/12/2014 23:15 - United States - Watertown
Keywords
Nope. Just me and the coworker.