By DENTALITY - 23/05/2015 11:06 - Norway

Today, I caught my son trying to punch his own teeth out so he'd get more money from the tooth fairy. FML
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SinfulTragedy 19

Future businessman.

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theTravinator 21

I think he misunderstood the meaning of "money shot"

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theTravinator 21

I think he misunderstood the meaning of "money shot"

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PePziNL 20

If you're old enough to know what a money shot is and you still believe in the tooth fairy, you have a problem. Or a destroyed childhood.

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SinfulTragedy 19

Future businessman.

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milehigh52 22

The kid is a genius. He knows his teeth will come back so he won't be toothless for long. OP should be proud.

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kdgsmiley 23

Those bills ain't gonna pay themselves...

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daken96 21

Just hope he misses the adult teeth. Tooth fairies know the difference!

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devildog562 33

The way the inflation rate is going for lost teeth with kids these day , I can see he is making good money.

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tiggerlover100 27

Resourceful, I like it. This kid is going places, probably the dentist. But still he's going places.

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Nathan_Henry 15

This kid is going places and the dentist is one of them

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nesteremily 31

Your kid is going places.

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False_Stupidity 41

All three posted in the exact same minute so cut them some slack.. Great minds think alike after all.

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weswheatley 14

I think he might be on to something there

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russfml 31

You tie the knot, I'll slam the door

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Pizzapiggy1 18

Next time, don't lie to your children about mythical creatures

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CommentKing207 23

Depends on his age.. If he's little tell him that's not what you do. If he's like 10 through 12-13 then tell him to go do chores if he wants money

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