Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I didn't take her pet rock seriously. FML
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zkcupcake
| 4
That's a rocky way to end a relationship
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Welshite
| 39
Hey, rocks make the perfect pets!
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Welshite
| 39
Hey, rocks make the perfect pets!
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OceanBlueSea
| 12
Until they pee on the floor!
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cheshireau
| 26
You could of just humoured her for the sake of it.
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Welshite
| 39
#4: I've never been able to break Hilbert, my hematite, of that particular habit.
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mrsmirk
| 8
Yea, She didn't JUST dump you because of the rock, but because she thought you were a jerk after that incident. You might one day decide to hide the rock from her and who knows maybe she has a deep emotional attatchment to that rock and she kills you? You might ruin her siblings faith in fictional holiday characters. She found somebody else.
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THE_A_TEEN
| 27
Aren't you a tad bit under informed to leap to such a conclusion in a single bound, Assumption Man?
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walmartpaysme
| 15
An alternate theory, clever as your may be 64, is that she is mentally unhinged.
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Toastbutcher
| 1
They like harder shit like cocaine.
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john443
| 5
Patrick Star's pet rock won the snail race!
They are great pets.
They are great pets.
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fourthfour
| 1
That's it!
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damnu
| 3
On the rocks, of course
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BVBARMY1238
| 9
#87 your answer is rocknip!
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ScenicSubterfuge
| 39
I can't take my girlfriends pet rock seriously either. It jokes too much.
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FrostHeart
| 36
Very nice.
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zkcupcake
| 4
That's a rocky way to end a relationship
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Nbrandwine
| 7
Shut up.
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gc327072
| 29
Bronies... Tsk Tsk....
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domking1315
| 20
21 get ready to get thumbed down bad
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PYLrulz
| 17
21 - If you were gonna say something that would get you thumbed down, at least say "I see what you did there", or some stupid crap like that. "Shut up"?!? -_-
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whyusofat
| 17
She must have a heart of stone to make the relationship tumble down for a reason like that. I guess she really didnt give a schist about you huh.
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loveladya
| 0
Lol HILARIOUS yet true
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zkcupcake
| 4
21, why don't you make me?
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capper44
| 18
Wow, nice come back #104 haha
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Randomoscity
| 0
I guess the only thing in your relationship that was really solid was that rock, huh OP?
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john443
| 5
"hey Toph, would you say you and Aang have a rocky relationship"
-actor Sokka in Avatar the Last Airbender.
This is what popped into my head when I read 2's comment.
-actor Sokka in Avatar the Last Airbender.
This is what popped into my head when I read 2's comment.
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damnu
| 3
Yeah, I agree, it's hard...
As a rock.
As a rock.
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9inchesSoft
| 11
If she's dumb enough to have a pet rock I'm pretty sure you wont be missing out on much...
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p3mguin
| 7
Hahahafhfagsahxukfsaysahlpgehdticsribdehmvsejbduhdrjswgjjvoppenischkbdxh :)
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gc327072
| 29
Why'd 34 get thumbed down? obviously it was a penguin attempting to type, he should get SOME credit...
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bones_17
| 5
Pet rocks ate good pets to protect you.. Tie a leash too it and swing it at the enemy!!
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bones_17
| 5
Are*
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THE_A_TEEN
| 27
Woah 34, are you having a seizure?
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emag_eht
| 18
48- *to
That's too funny
That's too funny
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randomkayx3
| 11
I didn't know having a pet rock was bad. :o
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staythirsty
| 2
I agree, 88. I wouldn't go off and call her dumb just because she has a pet rock. Let her have her freak flag, and let the chick fly it. Being supportive is an important part of a relationship. OP's loss, it seems.
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FrostHeart
| 36
Wow haha.
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SaintAradia
| 5
Have you tried not dating five-year-olds? 0_o
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domking1315
| 20
Yeah i think he did
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rainbowteehee
| 6
That may be a bit pedo, don't u think?
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CoolRainbowdash
| 15
You can have a pet rock at any age :D
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BeccaHugs
| 17
So you're saying that your relationship has been on the rocks lately?
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pokefan813
| 16
That pun rocks!
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Zedd_fml
| 8
OP I don't think Dwayne Johnson can be a pet.
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Mioko_fml
| 6
Why aren't you taking it seriously?! You have to wash it, feed it, trim its hair!
So what is the rock's name.
So what is the rock's name.
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whatthefreshhell
| 15
Rocko, obviously.
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THE_A_TEEN
| 27
The Italian stallion, Rocky Balboa. Need I say more?
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PYLrulz
| 17
What about Pebbles?!?
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racheljessie
| 17
No, its name is Iggy. You know, short for Igneous?
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esines
| 9
Well his real name's Dwayne Johnson. He got the nickname "The Rock" from his wrestling.
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raaawwwrrZ
| 8
Barock Obama
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SwagPuppet
| 3
Looks like you are stuck between a rock and a hard place!!!
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hellachillin
| 8
You can't joke about people pets, it's stone cold serious
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theartists
| 5
Should have been all "That's nice, babe. Let me show you the pet rock in my pants."
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ebonyirony
| 29
Tool status.
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gc327072
| 29
"Ya know, babe, most guys have pet rocks.."
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supbabes
| 0
LOL DKM THO but by the sounds of this FML I'm thinkin this chick can't be any older than like 13 tho.
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KingCeltic77
| 18
"I'm gonna rock your world, baby."
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Airman1988
| 9
Here comes a million stupid rock zingers