By steve - 05/09/2012 08:14 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I didn't take her pet rock seriously. FML
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OceanBlueSea 12

Until they pee on the floor!

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cheshireau 26

You could of just humoured her for the sake of it.

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Welshite 39

#4: I've never been able to break Hilbert, my hematite, of that particular habit.

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mrsmirk 8

Yea, She didn't JUST dump you because of the rock, but because she thought you were a jerk after that incident. You might one day decide to hide the rock from her and who knows maybe she has a deep emotional attatchment to that rock and she kills you? You might ruin her siblings faith in fictional holiday characters. She found somebody else.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Aren't you a tad bit under informed to leap to such a conclusion in a single bound, Assumption Man?

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walmartpaysme 15

An alternate theory, clever as your may be 64, is that she is mentally unhinged.

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Toastbutcher 1

They like harder shit like cocaine.

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john443 5

Patrick Star's pet rock won the snail race! They are great pets.

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ScenicSubterfuge 39

I can't take my girlfriends pet rock seriously either. It jokes too much.

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gc327072 30

Bronies... Tsk Tsk....

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PYLrulz 17

21 - If you were gonna say something that would get you thumbed down, at least say "I see what you did there", or some stupid crap like that. "Shut up"?!? -_-

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whyusofat 17

She must have a heart of stone to make the relationship tumble down for a reason like that. I guess she really didnt give a schist about you huh.

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Randomoscity 0

I guess the only thing in your relationship that was really solid was that rock, huh OP?

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john443 5

"hey Toph, would you say you and Aang have a rocky relationship" -actor Sokka in Avatar the Last Airbender. This is what popped into my head when I read 2's comment.

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damnu 3

Yeah, I agree, it's hard... As a rock.

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9inchesSoft 11

If she's dumb enough to have a pet rock I'm pretty sure you wont be missing out on much...

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p3mguin 7

Hahahafhfagsahxukfsaysahlpgehdticsribdehmvsejbduhdrjswgjjvoppenischkbdxh :)

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gc327072 30

Why'd 34 get thumbed down? obviously it was a penguin attempting to type, he should get SOME credit...

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bones_17 5

Pet rocks ate good pets to protect you.. Tie a leash too it and swing it at the enemy!!

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randomkayx3 11

I didn't know having a pet rock was bad. :o

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staythirsty 2

I agree, 88. I wouldn't go off and call her dumb just because she has a pet rock. Let her have her freak flag, and let the chick fly it. Being supportive is an important part of a relationship. OP's loss, it seems.

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BeccaHugs 17

So you're saying that your relationship has been on the rocks lately?

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Zedd_fml 8

OP I don't think Dwayne Johnson can be a pet.

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Mioko_fml 6

Why aren't you taking it seriously?! You have to wash it, feed it, trim its hair! So what is the rock's name.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

The Italian stallion, Rocky Balboa. Need I say more?

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racheljessie 17

No, its name is Iggy. You know, short for Igneous?

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esines 9

Well his real name's Dwayne Johnson. He got the nickname "The Rock" from his wrestling.

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SwagPuppet 3

Looks like you are stuck between a rock and a hard place!!!

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hellachillin 8

You can't joke about people pets, it's stone cold serious

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theartists 5

Should have been all "That's nice, babe. Let me show you the pet rock in my pants."

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gc327072 30

"Ya know, babe, most guys have pet rocks.."

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supbabes 0

LOL DKM THO but by the sounds of this FML I'm thinkin this chick can't be any older than like 13 tho.

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KingCeltic77 18

"I'm gonna rock your world, baby."

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Airman1988 9

Here comes a million stupid rock zingers

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