By steve - 05/09/2012 08:14 - Australia - Melbourne
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Yea, She didn't JUST dump you because of the rock, but because she thought you were a jerk after that incident. You might one day decide to hide the rock from her and who knows maybe she has a deep emotional attatchment to that rock and she kills you? You might ruin her siblings faith in fictional holiday characters. She found somebody else.
If she's dumb enough to have a pet rock I'm pretty sure you wont be missing out on much...
Why aren't you taking it seriously?! You have to wash it, feed it, trim its hair! So what is the rock's name.
Should have been all "That's nice, babe. Let me show you the pet rock in my pants."