Have a baby they said, it'll be fun they said

By Anonymous - 25/11/2010 13:28 - United Kingdom

Today, my six-month-old daughter decided to explore my nose, and before I could stop her she shoved her thumb deep in there. She thought it was hilarious when blood started gushing down my shirt. My nose is agony to touch and I still had to clean her up first. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 074
You deserved it 3 962

Same thing different taste

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shouldve played dead and waited for daddy to get home. you dead and your daughter has blood on her hands - that would freak the crap out of him!

Better work on your reaction time. Next, she's going for an eye. "Aw-w...she's got her mommy's eyes. No, really!"

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climbthoserocks 6
KiddNYC1O 20

Agreed. Op, don't let your kid get a hold of Snuff videos... ever.

it's spanking season and I'm hankering for some spankering!

stick your fingers up her nose and she won't be laughing.

Better work on your reaction time. Next, she's going for an eye. "Aw-w...she's got her mommy's eyes. No, really!"

shouldve played dead and waited for daddy to get home. you dead and your daughter has blood on her hands - that would freak the crap out of him!

xlilmickiix 0

that's cruel, unusual and GENIUS.