Have a baby they said, it'll be fun they said

By Anonymous - 25/11/2010 13:28 - United Kingdom

Today, my six-month-old daughter decided to explore my nose, and before I could stop her she shoved her thumb deep in there. She thought it was hilarious when blood started gushing down my shirt. My nose is agony to touch and I still had to clean her up first. FML
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clownman 0
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shouldve played dead and waited for daddy to get home. you dead and your daughter has blood on her hands - that would freak the crap out of him!

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aback 4
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Better work on your reaction time. Next, she's going for an eye. "Aw-w...she's got her mommy's eyes. No, really!"

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climbthoserocks 6

owowowowow! sorry!

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KiddNYC1O 20

Agreed. Op, don't let your kid get a hold of Snuff videos... ever.

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TheRealFamilyGuy 5
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it's spanking season and I'm hankering for some spankering!

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Siji 0
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Sounds like a good child. >:)

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black_knight402 0
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stick your fingers up her nose and she won't be laughing.

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beachgirlmt 4
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The kid is 6 months old #16

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ScenicSubterfuge 39
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Wow... So painful!!

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robz0rz 0
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Thwt's nasty.

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MRiKiCCS 0
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lol and she calls herself a mother! smh

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azhein 0

how is this the mothers fault?

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MRiKiCCS 0
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sarcasim... -_- smh

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Link5794 18

It still doesn't make sense.

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Niaa_fml 0
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Woah that's extreme

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prettyinpunk1025 14
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maybe you should pay more attention and teach them manners

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padlarf 14
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6 months...

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WhatTheFuq 0
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Yeah it's the parents fault for not teaching the 6 month old manners. YDI

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WhatTheFuq 0
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lol. She's 6 months

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aback 4
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Better work on your reaction time. Next, she's going for an eye. "Aw-w...she's got her mommy's eyes. No, really!"

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leezylvl3 3

lollllllll

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iSitt 0

"You have your father's eyes." "Yes I keep them in this box." - TopGun

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iSitt 0

HotShots not TopGun

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NJXD 0
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Talk to me goose

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treasurechest 0
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oh wow. that sucks.

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clownman 0
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shouldve played dead and waited for daddy to get home. you dead and your daughter has blood on her hands - that would freak the crap out of him!

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xlilmickiix 0

that's cruel, unusual and GENIUS.

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Laurgasming 16
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That's... gross.

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brizzle123456 0
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How does she get that far?

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howitsdone 0
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bitch you get no looove

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desigirl2010 0

you don't hurt me. no mo.

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