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Seriously, make an appointment with a doctor. It will either lay your fears to rest or tell you what to realistically expect and how to deal with it.
In the meantime use protection - HPV is not the only STD.
There’s like 120 didn’t strains of HPV. The vaccine doesn’t protect against them all. Many strains are actually harmless and most people have some form of HPV.
Because they didn't want Bill Gates to track them using 5G. And they can always get ivermectin from their local veterinarian.