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  Jordanxxlll  |  0

I'm pretty sure you got raped... same thing happened to me. check your butthole and make sure it's not bloody or anything. and make sure you can poop normally.

  MrSassypants  |  32

oh snap atleast u didn't try to b a secret agent and dive off of it and hit ur head and then pass out and ppl were laughing at u. I try 2 look on the bright side of things 

  iSitt  |  0

I heard there is a hole in the ozone layer over Australia. maybe it's cosmic rays that knocked you out. do you have any strange new powers now ?


Rofl. I'm assuming you're talking about Hurricane Katrina? If so, you're a prick. I live in Louisiana and it wasn't just New Orleans that got gangbanged by water. All over the place it flooded, in New Orleans it just ended up that the shitty levis decided to bust from too much water. Get your shit straight before insulting stuff. Kthxbai

  romskiies  |  0

lmao this is probably going to be me if I go to te gym after work today

day 2 of only having 5 hrs of sleep gonna go for day 3 with 8 hrs of sleep haha


  Dante1337  |  0

yay 97!! I live on Louisiana also, and NOLA was the worst hit, but other areas on the gulf coast were also hit pretty badly. it really is gay to see people make fun of new Orleans. it's not cool. it still a badass 97

  SammyS2012  |  21

Um not just fat people are unfit. I haven't worked out in years because of my severe asthma and back surgery I had. I went on a cycle for 3 minutes and almost fainted. I went on another machine another day and fainted. It's just harder for some people to work out an it takes longer to get accustomed to the strain it puts on you

  godofcyanide  |  8

Because it's easy to assume and make fun of the fatty.

It's quite possible OP has a medical condition he's been unaware of. Also could just be a freak occurrence.

No, just "YDI for bein a fatty hahaha." :/

  Sun_Kissed18  |  25

Ok well even if he is fat, which he could have some kind of condition or something, he is trying to work out. I do agree about the tredmills, they aren't as beneficial as actually walking

By  Sdras  |  0

I'd say this is both a YDI and a FYL.
YDI for not stopping sooner so you passed out. FYL for actually passing out. OP, do yourself a favor and get yourself checked out by a doctor. It's never a good sign when you pass out after 5 minutes of mild exercise. It could indicate a heart problem or something.
To all people calling OP fat, I hope you die in a fire.

  lenin  |  0

It's strongly implied. Most people who actually submit things to FML are fat, whiny assholes. What other demographic would complain about this online instead of seeking medical help?
Hell, maybe they're diabetic and had a blood sugar spike. The world may never know.

  bradmason  |  0

Lmfao! 14- that actually made me burst out laughing haha i can imagine mr burns doin that, OP probably is a mr burns but a fatter one lol can just imagine OP trying to swuash a fly and gettin pwned! lol

  lenin  |  0

I honestly don't see what's wrong with pointing that out.
If you're fat, you need to fucking do something about it. Going to the gym and immediately passing out just makes you fat AND retarded.

  godofcyanide  |  8

For the record, too, some people have other issues that screw with their weight - most notably prescription psychoactive medications and glandular problems.

But again, it's so easy to just say "YDI for being fat."

Ignorance. It's lovely, no? :/

By  Freeze_fml  |  16

So, do you walk on a treadmill in the bathroom or did you really think going in there would make you feel better?

Also, it's a restroom. Unless your local gym has baths.

That would be weird.

  ohSNAPyall  |  26

Why are you hatin that OP said "bathroom"? The room probably doesn't have baths, but it probably has showers and definitely has water. That's closer than a "restroom".. no beds!

Personally, I say both, but I don't get annoyed if I hear someone say the other... or Europeans who say toilet, etc. It's just regional; get over it, and welcome to the World Wide Web.