Today, I had a weird dream I woke up on the bathroom floor at my local gym. Turns out it wasn't a dream, and I passed out from "overworking myself". I was on the treadmill for under 5 minutes, walking. FML
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Today, after the longest time, I went to the gym. I ran and ran and ran on the treadmill for an eternity, beating myself up for getting so overweight. Then I tripped and fell off, sweating and sobbing for being so useless. When I looked up, I saw I'd been on the machine for barely 2 minutes. FML
Today, I went for a three-mile run. I was really proud of myself until I woke up from my dream in my bed, surrounded by empty soda bottles and fast food bags. I haven't worked out in years. FML
Today, I was feeling really good about going to the gym for the first time. That was until I got so worn out from my “warm up” on the treadmill that I had to go home and spew. FML
Today, I was working a phone call in a call center when I suddenly began to faint while at it. It turned out to be a bad dream I'd woken up from, because it's been three months since I've worked at that call center. FML
Today, I was house-sitting for my friend. He was late to return and I ended up falling asleep on the couch and having a dream where I violently shat myself and suddenly developed a six-pack. When I woke up, I found the dream was half true. FML
Today, I was doing my usual routine at the gym which consists of working out on the treadmills right in front of my ex boyfriend to make him feel bad. Whilst doing this, I tried to be cool and do that thing where as the treadmill slows down you turn around and just walk off the end. I fell. FML
Today, I decided to start exercising. I almost passed out five minutes into the warm up, and couldn't even stand in the shower afterwards. I'm only 21. FML
Today, I joined a gym. I’m overweight and not very athletic, so I was nervous. I looked around and tried a treadmill. I start walking at a chill pace, then got ambitious and cranked it to a "light jog." Within seconds, I tripped, fell, and sent the emergency stop button flying across the room. The gym staff ran over and I swear someone said, “Well, at least he’s trying.” FML
Today, I had a dream I was going the bathroom. I then woke up peeing, but I didn’t wet the bed yet. As I ran to the bathroom while half asleep and in the dark, I rammed into the wall. On my way back to bed, I tripped and accidentally slapped my fiancé in an effort to stop myself from falling over. FML
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. As I was on the treadmill, I accidentally hit the emergency stop button. In my attempt to play it cool, I tried to pretend it was intentional and yelled, "I've reached my fitness goal for the day!" FML
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Mr_Zachary 0
At first I thought, "Maybe drugs?" but I soon came to the realization that it was... *Gasp* OBESITY!!!
dragead 2
here's a thought. as long as we're assuming that the OP is fat, maybe, in an extreme attempt to lose weight, stopped eating all together along with exercise. So, if you haven't eaten in a few days and try to walk on a treadmill, there is a good possibility that you could pass out. Or, maybe the OP is diabetic due to his/her weight. Then they have a blood sugar spike and then they faint. Or the OP is a teenage girl who isn't fat at all, but is convinced she is, so she becomes Anorexic and passes out due to lack of eating (see point 1) but who cares, let's just make fun of the fatty, right?
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Comments (134)
freakizoid_5000 0
ouch that sucks
marinus_fml 19
epic!! I doubt that's why u passed out tho..
heidelbergmeme 5
ha ha Fail!
andruha1123 5
life blows
Jordanxxlll 0
I'm pretty sure you got raped... same thing happened to me. check your butthole and make sure it's not bloody or anything. and make sure you can poop normally.
advent2060 4
ahahaha u fail at life u fat **** =]
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Chubby McChub Chubs. (:
andruha1123 5
13, I agree... although I'm not fat... I'm 5 10 and 140lbs
Freeze_fml 16
#13 wasn't talking to you. Duuurrrrrr.
andruha1123 5
well, that applies to me anyways(except the second part) I missread his comment, sorry
jemmmaa 0
25 are you okayy, your messages have seemed depressing lately :(
jplumbob 4
this might not be a fat **** issue. OP might have a serious medical issue that needs attention.
MrSassypants 33
oh snap atleast u didn't try to b a secret agent and dive off of it and hit ur head and then pass out and ppl were laughing at u. I try 2 look on the bright side of things
mspencer809 3
you're hot.(: just thought you should know,
olivesaur 0
how in the world did you end up in the bathroom?
iSitt 0
I heard there is a hole in the ozone layer over Australia. maybe it's cosmic rays that knocked you out. do you have any strange new powers now ?
Matias_Says_FML 4
#10..ehh??
carpediem9_fml 0
What is anti flood?
morgan06 0
17 is HOTT!
Claay_aiir 0
Ouchh op, may i say fail? :P and #9 your kinda hot :$ lol
pertained 12
10 makes sense. you should check.
LegitDGK 0
fake
Granddragon 0
#71 anti-flood is what New Orleans couldn't afford. It comes with anti-loot built in.
gutzzzz 0
YDI OP, for posting a fake FML
taco_ninja_son 0
Rofl. I'm assuming you're talking about Hurricane Katrina? If so, you're a prick. I live in Louisiana and it wasn't just New Orleans that got gangbanged by water. All over the place it flooded, in New Orleans it just ended up that the shitty levis decided to bust from too much water. Get your shit straight before insulting stuff. Kthxbai
romskiies 0
lmao this is probably going to be me if I go to te gym after work today day 2 of only having 5 hrs of sleep gonna go for day 3 with 8 hrs of sleep haha o_O
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Lol, wow 95. :P
WolfsGuns 0
I don't know if this is just me but how did the op pass out on a tredmill and ended up waking in the bathroom 0.o
Dante1337 0
yay 97!! I live on Louisiana also, and NOLA was the worst hit, but other areas on the gulf coast were also hit pretty badly. it really is gay to see people make fun of new Orleans. it's not cool. it still a badass 97
andruha1123 5
lies!
herbsmoker 0
so does this mean having sex is impossible for you ??
ljw1993 0
soo to clarify, you didn't have a dream?
smmrgrl 1
I soo hope OP actually fainted because of the heat combined with the working out, coz if not, than that's entirely sad /:
richp 0
so r u
abbyabb 4
I like how u also hav a pic in snow
nobuhdy 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Ahahaha fat people
rawrlily 0
go to a gym!
romskiies 0
48 idk if you know this but um op was at a gym lmao
comatoast 0
The OP should hang a Twinkie on a string in front of them while on the treadmill. instant motivation.
amandalovee 0
ive accually seen that happen ^
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Lol at 48 and 54.
radmuffin 12
Nobody said he was fat. Skinny people can be out of shape too. OP might just be a lazy ****, not necessarily a lazy FAT ****. Just sayin
Allybuns 0
ummm I just gottta say everyone who saying hot at number 17 look like 12 year olds sept for the blonde.....rape......
SammyS2012 21
Um not just fat people are unfit. I haven't worked out in years because of my severe asthma and back surgery I had. I went on a cycle for 3 minutes and almost fainted. I went on another machine another day and fainted. It's just harder for some people to work out an it takes longer to get accustomed to the strain it puts on you
SirJamie77 7
That sucks OP, FYL.
lenin 0
YDI, both for being a fatass and for going to a gym when you can always just walk around for free...
godofcyanide 8
Because it's easy to assume and make fun of the fatty. It's quite possible OP has a medical condition he's been unaware of. Also could just be a freak occurrence. No, just "YDI for bein a fatty hahaha." :/
Sun_Kissed18 25
Ok well even if he is fat, which he could have some kind of condition or something, he is trying to work out. I do agree about the tredmills, they aren't as beneficial as actually walking
phantomofmusic 0
I definitely agree it is probably an unknown medical condition. If not, a person doesn't have to be fat to be out of shape. I'm 5'6" and size 6 but can't run a mile.
Mr_Zachary 0
At first I thought, "Maybe drugs?" but I soon came to the realization that it was... *Gasp* OBESITY!!!
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Lol, I agree with 26.
christy223 0
how much do you weigh to over work yourself doing that :-S
Sdras 0
I'd say this is both a YDI and a FYL. YDI for not stopping sooner so you passed out. FYL for actually passing out. OP, do yourself a favor and get yourself checked out by a doctor. It's never a good sign when you pass out after 5 minutes of mild exercise. It could indicate a heart problem or something. To all people calling OP fat, I hope you die in a fire.
Mr_Zachary 0
*Sets himself on fire* Is this what you waaant?! IS IT?!?!?! UUAAAAHHAHHUUUUUUUAAA!!!
lenin 0
It's strongly implied. Most people who actually submit things to FML are fat, whiny assholes. What other demographic would complain about this online instead of seeking medical help? Hell, maybe they're diabetic and had a blood sugar spike. The world may never know.
irokyoursox 6
So just cuz I called someone fat means I should die in a fire? Tell op that they could "burn" some fat
cracktus 0
OP you are apparently at a level of health I would refer to as "Mr. Burns"
bradmason 0
Lmfao! 14- that actually made me burst out laughing haha i can imagine mr burns doin that, OP probably is a mr burns but a fatter one lol can just imagine OP trying to swuash a fly and gettin pwned! lol
XexyWinch 0
u should def get checked out by a dr. and 4 every1 calling op fat I hope a fat person sits on ya. HAHA
lenin 0
I honestly don't see what's wrong with pointing that out. If you're fat, you need to ******* do something about it. Going to the gym and immediately passing out just makes you fat AND retarded.
godofcyanide 8
For the record, too, some people have other issues that screw with their weight - most notably prescription psychoactive medications and glandular problems. But again, it's so easy to just say "YDI for being fat." Ignorance. It's lovely, no? :/
mytheyeless 1
I think u get offended cause your fat...
bluelahve 0
lol he's not fat! look at his picture you moron :)
Freeze_fml 16
So, do you walk on a treadmill in the bathroom or did you really think going in there would make you feel better? Also, it's a restroom. Unless your local gym has baths. That would be weird.
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Gyms have showers.
Freeze_fml 16
O RLY?
TaylorTotsYumm 10
YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAHH! Were you trying to be sarcastic in that comment or what? couldn't tell..
ohSNAPyall 26
Why are you hatin that OP said "bathroom"? The room probably doesn't have baths, but it probably has showers and definitely has water. That's closer than a "restroom".. no beds! Personally, I say both, but I don't get annoyed if I hear someone say the other... or Europeans who say toilet, etc. It's just regional; get over it, and welcome to the World Wide Web.