"Oh you're doing it wrong, you need to run it in incognit- I err, check your internet connection sir."

The monkey can stay alive for decades. It requires regular beating as long as it does.. So it's ok.

Because Apple always has crazy wait lines. I had to wait about an hour last time I needed tech support from them, too.

probably waiting in line

They have crazy wait lines if you don't set up an appointment.

Were you having trouble with PornHub too, vegan?

That was exactly what my problem was! How did you know?

why? Embarrasing, sure.. but traumatizing? Just curious, is porn for young people only?

This should be a skit in Bad Grandpa.

#9, they waited 45 minutes in line...