By WiseGuy0481 - 19/12/2016 20:18 - United States

Today, I saw my ex-girlfriend leaving a store. She used to ridicule me for not making much money, but I now have a good job and a BMW. Trying to show off, I cranked up the music and drove by. She looked up right as I hit a car backing out of its parking space. FML
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When we were together it was constant comments about how I was barely staying afloat and "how could I take care of her if I could barely take care of myself?". I was trying everything I could to make her happy but she would not let it go. It ended up being part of the reason we split. That was almost a year ago. I now work for a great company and make really good money. I just bought my car last month. I see her coming out of the store and all those talks came shooting back into my head. I just wanted her to see me happy and doing well....ok I wanted her to feel dumb and regret splitting up. Nevertheless I blared the music and slowly rolled right into a car backing out. Luckily it barely scratched it. I saw no regret in her eyes, laughter yes, regret no. So yes I deserved it. Karma sucks.

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MagnusDeus 24

You have to know that was a petty thing to do.

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The_Bleeder 13

You deserved it, karma is a bitch, and also never try to show off like that. Good job on getting distracted whilst driving. Please pay more attention and don't try to show off, you should have taken the high road so you didn't end up hitting a car.

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MagnusDeus 24

You have to know that was a petty thing to do.

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The_Bleeder 13

You deserved it, karma is a bitch, and also never try to show off like that. Good job on getting distracted whilst driving. Please pay more attention and don't try to show off, you should have taken the high road so you didn't end up hitting a car.

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maritime1992 5

there's no such thing as karma, but it never pays to let yourself get distracted when driving

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The_Bleeder 13

'Karma's a bitch' is a phrase. No need to be so literal.

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maritime1992 5

it's a phrase that people use when they believe in karma :)

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cj89898 24

Was she not impressed? You were showing off the power of the car right? You could get away pretty fast I would think!

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mfmylifesrsly 29

YDI. I can understand wanting to show her that she was wrong about you, but she's your ex for a reason. And someone that shallow isn't worth your time to try to show off over. You should have been paying attention.

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Bloodyskull 13

Douche bag acts always end in suffering and god is it hilarious. I guess that BMW didn't really give you the title you expected it to, did it? YDI. Hope you have enough money to pay for the damages, now that you have a good job.

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cj89898 24

Shows you have money for the car AND to pay for damages! Right?

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cootiequeen4444 11

Guess who had the last laugh now? here's a hint. It wasn't you.

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handiquacked 0

On the bright side, the other vehicle would be considered at fault because you legally had the right of way (in Canada at least)

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LAUGHINGKOMODO 25

Wait, thats ehat you tried to show her right, That you have enough money for a decent car and to fix it if it gets damaged?

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