Today, my ex popped up as someone I might know as Instagram, complete with his workout photos. My fiance is mad at me for showing these to my family, even though the consensus is that my ex looks like a condom stuffed with marbles. FML
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Today, I fucked up by clicking on my ex's new partner's stories while deep-diving into their Instagram. Now they know I'm still lurking in the shadows of their social media because they can see who viewed their stories, and I can feel the judgment radiating through the screen. FML
Today, my husband woke me up by sending me a picture of a guy I used to semi-see. The same night my boyfriend sent me a furious text asking why I didn’t tell him I’m married, because my husband has found his Instagram and was harassing him online. Like, leave me alone. FML
Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML
Today, I came across a friend on Instagram. She's engaged… to my abusive ex… who has been stalking and harassing me lately. She was wearing the ring he gave me. FML
Today, my ex messaged me out of the blue saying she found my fiancée's Tinder profile. I told her there was no way it was true. It actually was. FML
Today, my ex, who “didn’t believe in posting our relationship on social media”, has no problem posting his new girlfriend and showing her off. He acts like he won a very valuable prize with her, and I was left in the shadows for the whole year we dated. FML
Today, I was scrolling through Instagram when I got a new follow suggestion. I checked her feed, and found out it was my ex-fiancé’s newest fiancée. And he'd proposed to her using an $185 ring I'd bought myself for my birthday last year. FML
Today, while creeping on my boyfriend's ex-wife’s Facebook, I found out that he used to call her the same nicknames he now calls me. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months was showing me his new phone. He accidentally opened his gallery, which contains 3 photos: one of his motorcycle, one of his new game console, and a naked photo of his ex. FML
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Sallyisadog 12
I don't blame him personally for getting upset. Isn't there a saying that states if you still bash on your ex it means you're really not over them? Ex's should be an irrelevant subject if you're trying to respect your new relationship.. that's just my honest opinion tho.
RichardPencil 32
I can see how your fiancé would be angry that you're paying attention to your ex. To make lemonade out of lemons, why not suggest he stuff his condom with marbles and give you a wild ride? Great visual!!'
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Canadaformetoo 2
Yeah. Now he knows what he can look forward to if his photos show up in your feed after you break up. Looks like he got a glimpse of the kind of people you and your family are...
kasuke06 5
Well hopefully her current looks better than a condom stuffed with marbles. side note: There's a mental image.
rivenrock 14
What, completely normal people? Yeah, that must be so crushing.
Sallyisadog 12
I don't blame him personally for getting upset. Isn't there a saying that states if you still bash on your ex it means you're really not over them? Ex's should be an irrelevant subject if you're trying to respect your new relationship.. that's just my honest opinion tho.
RichardPencil 32
I can see how your fiancé would be angry that you're paying attention to your ex. To make lemonade out of lemons, why not suggest he stuff his condom with marbles and give you a wild ride? Great visual!!'
rivenrock 14
Yeah, he's being a bit silly, OP. But cut him some slack. Sometimes guys find that kind of body intimidating, even if most people don't think it attractive at all.
Randomness911 12
If your family comes up with descriptions like that, I would love to hear the dinner conversations. At least you have an awesome family OP. Tell ur fiancé to loosen up.
Cali 57
Right? Sounds fun as long as you're on their good side!
Somegirlyoumightknow 3
I would have to take your fiancé's side on this one. Making fun of people in general especially when they are trying to better themselves is rude. Also, when you bring up a past interest it can make your current partner uncomfortable and insecure about themselves and their relevance to you in terms of the relationship. Try being a little more sensitive to others OP....
Moerighan 23
I mean, if you're dissing him and your fiance is still mad at you for showing your family, there's something wrong there. But also, you're a dick because he is your ex and he's obviously trying to better himself and you're still making fun of him. Grow up.
CRC_101 31
Yeah, I think a lot of people would be at least quite uncomfortable that their fiance cared enough about their ex's existence to go to the trouble of showing multiple people photos of them. I know I'd be angry, considering my fiance's history with his ex, and he knows how I've felt about her.
Lucky O'Guin 18
Honestly, the first thing you should have done is delete or block him. Why would you show this to your family anyway? Were you trying to make your fiancee jealous, piss him off, or just being an insensitive witch?
Druu 53
"Oh man, I HATE it when it's dad's turn to choose what we do for family game night. We're stuffing condoms full of marbles again, aren't we?"