FML : At least it wasn't rotting coconut?

At least it wasn't rotting coconut?

Today, I was masturbating when my dad came into my room to say goodnight. He leaned down over my bed, paused, and said "What's that smell? It's like... oh." His face dropped and he left the room. I don't think he'll ever see me the same way again. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Getmeoutofhere - / Thursday 10 August 2017 17:15 / Australia

Intimacy

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By pjsr | 31

#7528242 - Thursday 10 August 2017 23:26

Not sure what a female would do with a coconut, but seems like that would have been better tbh.

By RichardPencil | 25

#7528248 - Thursday 10 August 2017 23:38

Poontang!

Usually, men like that smell, so you should be relieved he didn't in that context.

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By pjsr | 31

#7528242 - Thursday 10 August 2017 23:26

Not sure what a female would do with a coconut, but seems like that would have been better tbh.

By RichardPencil | 25

#7528248 - Thursday 10 August 2017 23:38

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By whackypaks | 1

#7528396 - Friday 11 August 2017 9:48

oh WOW u got BUSTED!!! ;-);-);-)

By jkjorn | 12

#7528507 - Friday 11 August 2017 15:49

Props for the callback to the coco-nutting post!

By Zanquis | 21

#7528523 - Friday 11 August 2017 16:36

Something smelled a bit fishy...

By dharmaint | 15

#7528527 - Friday 11 August 2017 17:02

People saying female but there's no way of knowing

jkjorn | 12

#7528602 - Friday 11 August 2017 20:12

Depends how you're viewing the site- on a web browser on my desk computer I can see a tiny little "female" icon next to the poster's name, but I don't think the app has that feature.

Lemou_fml | 25

#7529792 - Monday 14 August 2017 18:21

Why on earth would you be able to smell precum that strong smelling?

By KrDizzy | 15

#7528700 - Friday 11 August 2017 23:41

Your dad smelled you masturbating? Does masturbation typically make a strong smell? I don't quite follow..

choslayer | 20

#7528719 - Saturday 12 August 2017 0:32

when you cum it has a strong scent

Lemou_fml | 25

#7529795 - Monday 14 August 2017 18:23

In case you were wondering - women do in fact have a scent in a sexual context. When it comes to men, it's usually the semen itself, if it even smells.

By lccc_ | 18

#7528828 - Saturday 12 August 2017 10:54

thats so gross lmao. why wasnt your door locked?

By tibtak01 | 8

#7528966 - Saturday 12 August 2017 18:06

Okay so I'm confused... what did he smell exactly?

thatsme293 | 28

#7529388 - Sunday 13 August 2017 19:13

Her cum

alucard724 | 9

#7529467 - Sunday 13 August 2017 22:09

her pussy

By EmDizzle2007 | 21

#7529569 - Monday 14 August 2017 4:29

it's weird to see so many people who don't understand that an aroused vagina gives off a certain scent. given that it's her DAD, I'm guessing he knows that scent fairly well.