At least it wasn't rotting coconut?

By Getmeoutofhere - 10/08/2017 17:15 - Australia

Today, I was masturbating when my dad came into my room to say goodnight. He leaned down over my bed, paused, and said "What's that smell? It's like... oh." His face dropped and he left the room. I don't think he'll ever see me the same way again. FML
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pjsr 32
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Not sure what a female would do with a coconut, but seems like that would have been better tbh.

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jkjorn 15
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Depends how you're viewing the site- on a web browser on my desk computer I can see a tiny little "female" icon next to the poster's name, but I don't think the app has that feature.

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pjsr 32
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Not sure what a female would do with a coconut, but seems like that would have been better tbh.

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RichardPencil 30
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whackypaks 1
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oh WOW u got BUSTED!!! ;-);-);-)

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jkjorn 15
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Props for the callback to the coco-nutting post!

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Zanquis 22
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Something smelled a bit fishy...

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dharmaint 15
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People saying female but there's no way of knowing

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jkjorn 15
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Depends how you're viewing the site- on a web browser on my desk computer I can see a tiny little "female" icon next to the poster's name, but I don't think the app has that feature.

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smoothpanda 7
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The app has it too

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Chad D. Nelson 8
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is there for the app as well

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Andrew Alphons 4
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I can see the tiny female icon on the app as well

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EmDizzle2007 28
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it does. it's actually a little bust of a female.

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Lemou_fml 25
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Why on earth would you be able to smell precum that strong smelling?

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KrDizzy 16
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Your dad smelled you masturbating? Does masturbation typically make a strong smell? I don't quite follow..

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choslayer 20
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when you cum it has a strong scent

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Lemou_fml 25
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In case you were wondering - women do in fact have a scent in a sexual context. When it comes to men, it's usually the semen itself, if it even smells.

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lccc_ 18
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thats so gross lmao. why wasnt your door locked?

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tibtak01 8
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Okay so I'm confused... what did he smell exactly?

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EmDizzle2007 28
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it's weird to see so many people who don't understand that an aroused vagina gives off a certain scent. given that it's her DAD, I'm guessing he knows that scent fairly well.

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