FML : Today, I woke up, got dressed, drove for an hour, just to find out that I was fired. This is the closest job near me. FML

Today, I woke up, got dressed, drove for an hour, just to find out that I was fired. This is the closest job near me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Monday 19 June 2017 02:00 /

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By TheJokerDK | 7

#7472947 - Monday 19 June 2017 02:26

Why did they fire you?

By RichardPencil | 22

#7472955 - Monday 19 June 2017 02:46

Try moving to civilization?

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By Crossing | 17

#7472946 - Monday 19 June 2017 02:18

At least it wasn't two hours.

By TheJokerDK | 7

#7472947 - Monday 19 June 2017 02:26

Why did they fire you?

By RichardPencil | 22

#7472955 - Monday 19 June 2017 02:46

Try moving to civilization?

By worldclassrager | 38

#7472965 - Monday 19 June 2017 03:04

I had that happen to me...it's horrible...hope you get a new and higher pay than the one you just lost...

By Lobby_Bee | 15

#7473034 - Monday 19 June 2017 06:03

There are jobs that you can work from your home. Here is a couple suggestions, brew moonshine or grow weed.

By Pimpfromdowntown | 11

#7473538 - Tuesday 20 June 2017 01:06

Try not being lazy and actually try working. I fire lazy employees all the time.

species4872 | 19

#7474462 - Wednesday 21 June 2017 08:22

What too lazy to walk to the corner?

ArbiterOfFML | 23

#7480450 - Thursday 6 July 2017 05:07

How do you know if they are lazy? You made a very dickish assumption.

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