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By Anonymous - 19/06/2017 02:00

Today, I woke up, got dressed, drove for an hour, just to find out that I was fired. This is the closest job near me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2017 17:09

Today, I got fired from my first-ever job. Via text. I hadn't even started the first day but I'm expected to drive an hour and a half to my now ex-boss's house to return the key. FML

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By idiot - 09/07/2012 21:26 - United States

Today, I was sitting in my car waiting my shift to start. I must've fallen asleep because I woke up to a call from my boss firing me. I was in the parking lot. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, when I got to work, I found out that I was being laid off. Two hours later, I found out my boss had my name on the wrong list. I was elated. I went to lunch, but on the way back was rear-ended, in the rain. I was an hour and a half late getting back to work. I was fired upon returning. FML

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By Tey - 22/12/2011 00:07 - United States

Today, on my first day of work, I got fired after 45 minutes. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2011 03:19 - Canada

Today, my boss contacted me to come in for a quick meeting. I drove 30 minutes to get to work only to find out she was firing me and wanted my key card back. FML

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By FML - 08/11/2009 10:07 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad drove me to work which is an hour away. Twenty minutes into the job, I was told, "Didn't we tell you last week? We let you go." Clearly, no, they didn't. I had to wait one awkward hour, with my colleagues who knew I was fired before I did, for my dad to collect me. FML

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By tjm - 23/12/2010 06:05 - United States

Today, after finally getting a job offer after months of unemployment, I found out that the person who was going to hire me got fired. Which means I'm not getting the job. FML

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By aricababyy - 29/12/2016 05:09 - United States - Winchester

Today, I had my very first interview and pretty much got hired right away. Then I found out I have to drive 2 hours away for training. I don't have a car, license, or money. FML

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By piece of crap car - 04/01/2017 06:27 - United States - Portland

Today, I was supposed to start my first day of work at my dream job. However, my car had other plans and refused to start. When I called my boss to tell him I was going to be late, he told me not to come in at all and fired me on the spot. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 23:10 - Australia

Today, I got fired. By my father. He wants me to drive him to work tomorrow. FML

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TheJokerDK 7

Monday 19 June 2017 2:26

Why did they fire you?

RichardPencil 30

Monday 19 June 2017 2:46

Try moving to civilization?

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Crossing 17

Monday 19 June 2017 2:18

At least it wasn't two hours.

TheJokerDK 7

Monday 19 June 2017 2:26

Why did they fire you?

RichardPencil 30

Monday 19 June 2017 2:46

Try moving to civilization?

worldclassrager 39

Monday 19 June 2017 3:04

I had that happen to me...it's horrible...hope you get a new and higher pay than the one you just lost...

Lobby_Bee 17

Monday 19 June 2017 6:03

There are jobs that you can work from your home. Here is a couple suggestions, brew moonshine or grow weed.

Pimpfromdowntown 11

Tuesday 20 June 2017 1:06

Try not being lazy and actually try working. I fire lazy employees all the time.

species4872 19

Wednesday 21 June 2017 20:22

What too lazy to walk to the corner?

Pimpfromdowntown 11

Wednesday 21 June 2017 21:05

Some one has to do the succ. And fired employees sleep with fish.

ArbiterOfFML 24

Thursday 6 July 2017 5:07

How do you know if they are lazy? You made a very dickish assumption.

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