By mental - 25/10/2012 23:09 - United States

Today, after therapy for obsessing over every woman who talks to me, all I could think about was how I could seduce my therapist. I think I still need a lot of help. FML
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That' of the creepiest things I've ever heard. FYL bro.

Perhaps you should see a male therapist, then.


That' of the creepiest things I've ever heard. FYL bro.

Classlfied 4

Oh the natural attraction between a man and his shrink.

And to think, some lucky bastard out there is sleeping with his shrink!

I read that in quagmire's voice

bonsaiboy26 1

At least he admits it

You may be better suited with a man

that's what I was thinking too. but perhaps with the therapist being a female and all, OP can feel more accomplished with the challenge of being able to have his cake, but not eat it.

That's me with guys omg >_>

perdix 29

#2, I don't think so. If the OP goes gay, he'll just obsess over every MAN that talks to him. That doesn't fix his problem, it justs gives him a new one to replace the old.

lol 37 what? he was talking about a male therapist. not turning gay.

Easy to misinterpret.

#57 it's extremely easy to misinterpret I thought #2 was talking about OP "going gay" and I was trying to figure out how that'd help

37- that's pretty a new way to look at it I guess... Op is attracted to females and can't stop thinking about being with any girl they come in contact with, he doesn't have a problem talking to men so therefore he doesn't hold them in the same sexual light as females.... Hmmm I don't think homosexuality is at the root of this.

Hey, you're getting help. That's up step down up....right?

flockz 19

only if left right up up crouch..... backwards.

Yourheadache 19

What?! O.o

Cheat unlocked: Key to all women's pants.

shannagregson 3

Thanks for the laugh, I just about fell out of my chair!

shannagregson 3

That was for #20

UncleMuscles 5

up, down, up, down, left, right, left, right.

Perhaps you should see a male therapist, then.

You'd think That would be the logical solution wouldn't you? Lol

7 - op said he obsesses over women, I don't see why this wouldn't help him.

Uh because then perhaps he would focus on the matter at hand rather than obsessing over his female therapist?

SystemofaBlink41 27

This is #2's comment but worded better...

Schizomaniac 24

Bust in in lumber jack gear and tell her you traveled a long distance to give her your seed.

Works every time

LonelyLoser93 3

Lol love that movie nice reference! :)

rycmurray 5

Thats just hilarious haha!

Coming from the Schizomaniac.

knick64 7

Your my hero

jackii1313 9

At least you admit you have a problem and are getting help! That's two steps closer to getting better(: maybe you should see a male therapist though, it might just help!

First step to recovery is accepting you have a problem. How does that make you feel?

Airman1988 9

I see the making of a future lady staulker

mega20913 8

I think he kinda is already

cis1den 0

Take one penis at night & call me in the morning..>

cis1den 0

~ That's exactly what your mother told your father right before Sex!

I don't think they provide the type of help you need at a regular therapist. Two words; Mental institution.

flockz 19

or: Mute Colony.