By Anonymous - 29/11/2018 23:00 - Canada - Richmond Hill

Today, I was going to have sex for the first time, but when my girlfriend and I got naked, I couldn't get it up. I eventually got hard but it involved me thinking about the time I accidentally saw my girlfriend's brother naked. I think I may be gay. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 32
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Or bi. Or pan. Or possibly something else.

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RichardPencil 30
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That’s not much of an FML these days. Just a few years ago, being gay could get you killed, or at least, unemployed.

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BurnInDemonFire 32
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Or bi. Or pan. Or possibly something else.

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interesting33 36
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thank you! very true

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RichardPencil 30
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That’s not much of an FML these days. Just a few years ago, being gay could get you killed, or at least, unemployed.

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BurnInDemonFire 32
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Being gay can still get you killed and unemployed. Even in countries where it's illegal to do so. But since when has the legality of something ever stopped a criminal?

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weaboo 12

It’s an FML because from you don’t like girls then you gotta dump her and that’s not fun

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wanted_2_want 40
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You think? If having a naked woman in front of you didn’t get you ‘going’ then. you. definitely. are.

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RichardPencil 30
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Or she could be fugly. Of course, with the prevalence of free Internet porn, men's expectations of what women's bodies should look like have been warped.

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wanted_2_want 40
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Well, if they were going out for some time then she was not that fugly at all. And judging by OP’s comment, they were about to do it, which means OP is a young man in his ‘prime’. Healthy, straight young men usually don’t need to focus (or think about) on other naked men to get aroused.

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Dave_Davington 33
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Either that or your girlfriend is a grade A uggo. Which one it is and whether or not it's the preferable outcome is for you to figure out.

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ihatedogs1995 6

Why is your girl still on tinder lol if she's in a relationship?

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Suzi_d16 27
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Ahhhh I see. You’re an idiot who commented on the wrong post. Idiot.

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Chloe555_fml 27
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Or trying hard to be meta

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interesting33 36
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could be you were nervous. There are lots of reasons a guy can't get it up and your first time is a pretty big deal.

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manb91uk 22

Dude.... The world is not either or. Stop thinking binary and open your mind... Heterosexual, Homosexual. Bisexual, Pansexual.... Get out of your little box!

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Dave_Davington 33
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He couldn't get into the box in the first place, which is kind of the key issue here.

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jrn 14

Nothing wrong with being gay. I quite like it. However, the time invested in your relationship sucks.

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Yudith 21
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That, or your girlfriend's brother looks like a sexy girl. Either way, you will still be loved and supported if you are, indeed, gay.

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TumblrweedPasses 11
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If you are you are, but you're probably just nervous and maybe swing both ways Least you haven't made up a new gender for yourself

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