Culture wars
By j1hill33 - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By j1hill33 - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By If IQs could be negative... - 26/12/2014 19:28 - United Kingdom - Ipswich
By adirom - 21/10/2014 02:25 - United States - San Francisco
By ITguy1982 - 28/05/2009 17:15 - United States
Just got back from the hospital. Needed 8 stitches to close everything back up again. I had to postpone the date. Hopefully she'll be willing to wait a few weeks for me to heal up. I now have to put my sack in a plastic zip lock bag when I take a shower in order to prevent the area from getting wet.
By Username - 03/10/2010 00:12 - France
By Thomas - 21/12/2011 03:18 - United States
By Anonymous - 16/11/2014 03:44 - Australia
By egc573 - 24/06/2012 23:39 - United States - Fullerton
You guys are great. If I was broken up about this at all, I'd feel much better from a lot of the comments. I'd been flirting with this guy for a while, and this was the coldest he'd ever been to me. He met my friend that very night and wanted to get laid is all. But joke's on him--the friend's engaged! As for the whole maybe my friend told the joke better thing, it's not the kind of joke that needs a bunch of buildup and then a big punchline. It was more of a sarcastic comment-type thing. She didn't tell it any better than I did.
By freckleboy422 - 31/01/2011 09:28 - United States
By notastoner - 19/06/2011 06:38 - United States
By Anonymous - 02/06/2011 04:17
By random - 29/01/2012 10:53 - United Kingdom
By not a jesse pinkman joke - this FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Princeton
By dogshavenipples - 02/06/2010 23:15 - United Kingdom
By Anonymous - 24/10/2009 10:27 - United States
By RKE - 05/11/2009 02:12 - United States
By christinamarie17 - 04/12/2014 06:57 - United States - Worcester
Hey guys! Just thought I'd explain since I couldn't fit the whole story into the FML. The woman had come into the restaurant about three months ago with two other ladies. I hadn't been up front at first and she was initially talking to another hostess. The first host tried to sit her at a table, at which point the woman said she wanted a booth. I joined the conversation at this point and stated we had a booth in Ryan's section. The woman exclaimed "Oh! Ryan!" She seemed excited so I said, "Yes, do you like Ryan? I can give you one of his tables." The woman said "Oh no, I have no idea who Ryan is. I've never been here before." I said "Oh, okay then. I'll sit you with Robert. Wait no, Robert just got a table. Let's go to Rachel." I took her to the table, asked if it was alright and she said it was fine. Thinking everything was okay I left. Halfway through her meal I see my manager at the table apologizing profusely. Once he left he asked me what the hell I did to the woman. Apparently she told her server that I tried to seat her at a table, refused to let her sit with Ryan and Robert, and forced her to sit here. She called me a twit, told her server she felt bad because Ryan and Robert were missing out on the huge tip she was going to give them, and that I don't know how to do my job. Since that day she has written to corporate saying that I am condescending, speak to my co-workers inappropriately, and need to be retrained. Yesterday was the first time she actually got in my face about it, and I was so stunned all I could say was "I'm sorry." I'm not trying to make myself out to be the model employee but this lady seems to have a personal vendetta against me. My managers have been understanding about it and I'm just hoping that with time she'll stop harassing me!
By Anonymous - 09/12/2014 21:14 - United States - Margate City
By sadinmass - 13/11/2010 13:24 - United States
By pocahontas - 26/10/2010 01:47 - United States
By wow - 30/10/2014 22:05 - United States - Turlock
By Rosies - 30/11/2008 02:34 - France
By bigscarypuppy - 22/08/2009 05:39 - United States
By jodafish - 08/11/2011 05:45 - Canada
By hulio88 - 07/12/2010 00:37
By NoValentine - 14/02/2009 22:49 - United States
By Yue - 23/11/2009 21:14 - Canada
By C45 - 25/12/2009 20:27 - Canada
By lk26 - 08/02/2009 05:32 - United States
By owwie - 13/02/2010 20:11 - United States
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Thanks for all your support (or lack there of in some cases) for those of you wondering why I told them over text, my friends and I are very close and have a group message with just the 4 of us, the topic came up and I took the opportunity. I have social anxiety, and decided for the sake of my sanity that would work best. And after my one friend replied "k" there were multiple texts saying they supported me and didn't think of me any differently (which was my worry). So it all turned out for the best! To all of y'all who think being bisexual isn't a big deal, coming out regardless is a big deal. So please try and open your mind to how difficult it is to stray from social norms!