FML : Today, after moving to a new neighbourhood, I went to meet my new neighbour. When she opened the door, all she said was, "Oh not you again!", and shut...

Today, after moving to a new neighbourhood, I went to meet my new neighbour. When she opened the door, all she said was, "Oh not you again!", and shut the door in my face. I have no memory of her. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Ergon_Talfo says more :

I knocked on the door again and she yelled for me to go away saying she didn't want to buy anything. At this point I understood what was going on. As it turns out, for the past couple days she's been getting salesmen knock on her door and try to sell her something. We talked it out and is clarified that I was actually her new neighbour an not someone trying to sell her something. In the end everything turned out alright and she actually brought me fresh baked cookies later on. They were good. Anyways just wanted to clear up that it was a misunderstanding and she didn't mean any harm.

By Ergon_Talfo / Sunday 9 November 2014 00:43 / Canada - Scarborough

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By Ergon_Talfo | 16

#6114660 - Sunday 9 November 2014 22:36

By krd | 8

#6114843 - Monday 10 November 2014 2:03

I didn't realize people bringing new neighbors baked goods was actually a thing....

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By MrConcise | 34

#6114265 - Sunday 9 November 2014 14:10

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

MeanBeagle | 22

#6114282 - Sunday 9 November 2014 14:14

nightmares. ..

MrConcise | 34

#6114285 - Sunday 9 November 2014 14:16

Nightmares are just dreams we don't understand yet. When we're kids, we're scared of and have nightmares about vampires and werewolves. When we grow up, we wanna bop Edward Cullen and Jacob Black.

wyverntail | 15

#6114313 - Sunday 9 November 2014 14:53

Actually, I'd just prefer to just ignore Edward Cullen and Jacob Black, and I'm pretty sure a lot of other people will want that too.

MrConcise | 34

#6114362 - Sunday 9 November 2014 16:25

Those were just general examples. Look at True Blood. It's porn with high production values and a plot. People are into monsters, can't deny it.

FaultInMyStars | 11

#6114898 - Monday 10 November 2014 3:00

@#1,10,20 ; I'm sorry but what are you trying to say?

cre8tvlylicnsd | 14

#6115005 - Monday 10 November 2014 5:12

MrConcise needs to change his username due to false advertisement.

cre8tvlylicnsd | 14

#6115012 - Monday 10 November 2014 5:14

Also, you have terrible taste in "Monsters." As do the many prepubescent screaming twitard fangirls.
Pick up a real book. A good book. Not published fanfiction quality drivel.

By WCARlover | 34

#6114268 - Sunday 9 November 2014 14:11

The only thing I can think of it's maybe it's some dumb joke?

Sandman366 | 6

#6114828 - Monday 10 November 2014 1:43

This sounds like a horrible but funny way to answer the door for just about anything.....

Toolishing | 22

#6115229 - Monday 10 November 2014 15:18

Mental illness could also be a cause, I having been witness to it. Whatever you do don't approach them.

By boxers4lyfe | 17

#6114269 - Sunday 9 November 2014 14:12

Maybe you have a doppelgänger? There's a hospital a few counties over that has a nurse that looks exactly like me apparently -.-

Ilikepie82479 | 20

#6114608 - Sunday 9 November 2014 20:50

I am proud of you for using that word, good job sir

MidnaLink | 31

#6114640 - Sunday 9 November 2014 21:46

Ma'am, not sir.

Ichiya | 29

#6115248 - Monday 10 November 2014 16:14

Ma'ams are sirs with one less head.

RedCityScapes | 5

#6116292 - Tuesday 11 November 2014 23:37

You could actually use that to your advantage..

junjunbun | 28

#6613015 - Monday 23 May 2016 12:13

You sure you don't live in "The vampire diaries" #4?

By Arcanel | 18

#6114272 - Sunday 9 November 2014 14:12

probably mistook you for someone else, happens to me all the time. I always tell people I just "have one of those faces" maybe you do too.

By SideOfTheAngels | 23

#6114277 - Sunday 9 November 2014 14:13

Could just be you have a familiar face? Or maybe they're just nuts. Who knows?

By sevazilla | 21

#6114279 - Sunday 9 November 2014 14:13

So what? Forget about her. I really don't see how thIs is an FML.

By DenverTyrrell | 13

#6114283 - Sunday 9 November 2014 14:15

She's ether crazy or joking...good luck finding out

By Im2Shy | 16

#6114288 - Sunday 9 November 2014 14:18

Perhaps your neighbour was drunk or high...maybe even both!
I'm sure she'll eventually figure out how wrong she was. Good luck in the new neighbourhood.