nightmares. ..

Nightmares are just dreams we don't understand yet. When we're kids, we're scared of and have nightmares about vampires and werewolves. When we grow up, we wanna bop Edward Cullen and Jacob Black.

Actually, I'd just prefer to just ignore Edward Cullen and Jacob Black, and I'm pretty sure a lot of other people will want that too.

Those were just general examples. Look at True Blood. It's porn with high production values and a plot. People are into monsters, can't deny it.

@#1,10,20 ; I'm sorry but what are you trying to say?

MrConcise needs to change his username due to false advertisement.

Also, you have terrible taste in "Monsters." As do the many prepubescent screaming twitard fangirls. Pick up a real book. A good book. Not published fanfiction quality drivel.

This sounds like a horrible but funny way to answer the door for just about anything.....

Mental illness could also be a cause, I having been witness to it. Whatever you do don't approach them.

I am proud of you for using that word, good job sir

Ma'am, not sir.

Ma'ams are sirs with one less head.

You could actually use that to your advantage..

You sure you don't live in "The vampire diaries" #4?

Did she also forget your name?

I don't know where you love, but where I live, my neighbors are some pretty damn well mannered people