Today, I was yelled at by a customer because I couldn't tell...

By jodafish - 8/11/2011 05:45 - Canada

Today, I was yelled at by a customer because I couldn't tell her where the vitamins were in the pharmacy. The manager came and yelled at me for being lazy and incompetent. I work in the store across the street from the pharmacy. FML

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Work

Too embarrassed to get them from a store?

Weird kid

Tidy your room

By Idiot says "HIPAA violation" - 27/6/2015 01:21 - United States - Roanoke

Today, another idiot was admitted to my hospital with a foreign object up his ass. Yet again, the excuse went along the lines of "I tripped and fell on it." Please, someone tell me how you can accidentally trip anus-first onto the end of a cucumber, which just so happens to have a condom on it. FML

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By phantomdriver - 24/3/2011 22:51 - Canada

Today, my cab driver told me about the time he tried to commit suicide by driving off a bridge... while we were crossing a river. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/2/2010 15:45 - United States

Today, it appears that my upstairs neighbour has decided to learn how to play the trombone. FML

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By Chip - 21/4/2009 10:51 - Australia

Today, I went to a cosmetic dentist and got a chip in my tooth filled in that I’d had since I was 7. I went out later and my friend jokingly hit my head against the table a few times to make fun of me showing off my teeth. He slipped. I fell. I now have 2 chipped teeth and a broken nose. FML

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By halza - 30/5/2016 11:03 - New Zealand - Christchurch

Today, after a long 16 hour shift, I was milliseconds from sleep when my girlfriend said she "wants to talk". I'm now writing this from the couch. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/4/2009 09:01 - Singapore

Today, my teacher called me into his office so he that he could pass me some information for my project. Just as he plugged in my thumbdrive, he opened the folder named "School Work". That was the folder name I used to disguise my porn. FML

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By Lilypad - 12/3/2013 00:21 - France - Versailles

Today, I asked my boyfriend to give me a back rub. He claimed that he had a sore hand, so I retorted, "You have two hands, right?" Still bitter about not being able to have sex with me while I'm on my period, he shot back, "You have two holes, right?" I give up. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/5/2011 21:20 - United States

Today, our school got portable classrooms for the construction on our school. I had to take a dump really bad, and had to use the built in bathroom. As I was in there I heard laughing. Turns out, every sound you make is an entire broadcast to the class. FML

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By - 22/3/2019 20:00

Today, I went to see my favorite band in concert. Not only did the people next to me have a loud conversation through the entire set, the guy behind me repeatedly tried to lecture me for head-butting him. Given he was a foot taller than me, I'm not even sure how that was possible. FML

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By Ewwwwww - 4/2/2010 18:53 - United States

Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML

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By Vassy - 4/12/2012 18:51 - Canada - Montreal

Today, I made a positive remark to the owner of my local groceries store for employing a special needs girl. Not only is the girl not mentally handicapped, she's also the owner's daughter. FML

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By disconnected - 23/9/2014 20:19 - Brazil - Santa Maria

Today, we spent an entire day without being able to do work because our internet connection was down. Turns out, only the router had crashed and nobody bothered to reset it "to avoid doing further damage". FML

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By LadyChristina25 - 5/6/2009 01:07 - United States

Today, I witnessed a horrible car accident and was interviewed by the local news. During the interview I said, "It was terrible. It was like watching a silent movie... but there was sound!" The interview has been aired 6 times. FML

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By Samantha - 25/12/2018 02:00

Today, I discovered that my parents made a game out of my mental illness. Every morning, they have a bet on which one of them can make me cry first. FML

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By ifaisal - 26/2/2010 03:05 - Qatar

Today, I was on a date with someone I've had a crush on for a long time. It was after midnight, we were chatting in the car and I was close to having my first kiss ever. That is, until a bunch of policemen popped up to arrest my date for being a suspected drug dealer. FML

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By hamburger - 6/7/2013 21:21 - United States - Adrian

Today, my husband wanted to try anal for the first time. His attempt to sound romantic was him saying, "Open your buns, the meat is ready." FML

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By shiney100893 - 14/1/2013 12:56 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I was at a party with my crush. The collar on his shirt was sticking up so I fixed it for him. He gave me a hug and said, "Aww you're so good to me. You're like my mother. You can be my college mother." I got mother-zoned. FML

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By Anonymous - 2/7/2020 08:08

Double standards

Today, the friend who I'm crushing on but doesn't like me like that back said she wants us to keep our distance AND got angry because I told her I joined a dating app. Now she thinks I lied about my feelings. FML

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By WTF - 27/9/2015 07:57 - Poland - Wroclaw

Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML

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By sad sack. - 18/1/2009 00:40 - United States

Today, I got an email notification from Yahoo! Personals: "Hi, we've found 0 new matches for you". FML

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By as-salamu alaykum, motherfucker - 5/4/2014 22:04 - United Kingdom - Birkenhead

Today, I was having my birthday party. My dad showed up late, blind drunk, and drove his car straight through my garage door. FML

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By Mike - 16/10/2012 08:07 - United States

Today, I got a call from my son's school saying to pick him up because he'd shat his pants. He's in high school. FML

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By Frouse - 28/9/2018 22:02

Today, I was on the worst blind date ever, so I tried to secretly request an Uber to get out of there. My date then picked up his phone, receiving my request. Turns out he's an Uber driver and he was looking for a reason to get out of the date too. FML

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By sexaddict - 7/1/2009 08:16 - France

Today, it's been 2 weeks since I lost my virginity and I've already had sex with 3 guys. I think I'm a nympho. FML

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By janused - 18/2/2015 17:17 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, my dad still refuses to repay the loan I gave him. I've just barely managed to pay my bills, and I'm now so poor that I'll have to survive the next 3 days until my next paycheck by eating the only thing left in my fridge: a jar of cheese whiz. FML

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By kittenfish8903 - 6/10/2014 19:46 - United States

Today, while cuddling in bed with my drunk boyfriend, he kissed me softly then told me under no circumstances would he ever marry me. Then kissed me again. FML

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By grocerystalker - 16/11/2012 05:58 - Australia - Newcastle

Today, I spotted a girl I have a crush on while grocery shopping. Before I could go over and say hi, I noticed her walk over and stroke a few kitchen knives through plastic wrapping. Then I spotted her in the dog food section sniffing rawhide bones with her eyes closed, looking very happy. FML

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By doomed - 22/8/2009 17:46 - United States

Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/1/2014 15:43 - United States - South Salem

Today, my boyfriend proposed: he told me the feeling he gets from being in love with me is the best feeling in the world, even better than the feeling he gets when he poops. FML

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By Katyness - 10/5/2016 20:20 - United Kingdom

Today, the canteen of the company I work for introduced a cash-less payment method to purchase food. To use it, employees must download the app, which is only available for iPhones. I have a BlackBerry. FML

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By Michael - 20/9/2017 16:00

Taking the Micheal

Today, my girlfriend of 5 years confessed to cheating on me during my recent business trip. Moreover, she doesn't want to cut off contact with the other guy, because she's afraid of hurting HIS feelings. FML

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By Anonymous - 3/4/2009 02:33 - United States

Today, I saw a lesbian couple walking through the mall. One of the ladies walked up to me in the middle of the busy mall and started screaming at me about how rude it is to stare, and how we are all equal- straight or not. I was only staring because I'm a lesbian too, and they were hot. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/4/2018 06:00

Today, I secretly turned off the internet to see what my kids would do. Barely 10 minutes later, I caught my oldest son masturbating to a photo of my sister in a bikini because, as he put it, "A man has needs and the internet's fucked." FML

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By Zahkrii - 26/12/2018 16:00

Today, while returning from a class, I stopped to use the bathroom. While in said bath room, someone threw a chip bag filled with piss water into the stall I was using. FML

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By Erin - 15/1/2009 15:05 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in English and drooled on my test. Evidently everyone noticed. FML

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By K-9cop - 9/9/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because I hadn't popped the question to her yet. For the last six months, I have been respectfully trying to convince her over protective father to give me his blessing. FML

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By Stranded - 17/7/2009 07:58 - United States

Today, I got back from a romantic vacation at a fancy hotel with my boyfriend of 6 months. After a steamy love session, I confessed that I was in love with him. Later, when I got out of the shower, all his stuff was gone and I was stuck with the entire week's hotel cost and no ride home. FML

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By SnurklesMcGee - 12/2/2016 22:08 - Canada

Today, I learned I don't have to spend Valentine's Day alone. My parents invited me along on their date. FML

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By Rich - 19/5/2010 20:43 - United States

Today, I let my dog outside so he could pee. After an hour, I let him back in. He just wanted to come inside to pee on the floor. FML

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By ahhnotoy - 27/4/2009 02:29 - United States

Today, I bought a box of Fruit Loops. When I got home, I noticed a free prize would be in the box. I sifted through the box, looking for the small toy. It wasn't in there. I don't know what is more sad, the fact that I got ripped off by a children's cereal or that I'm 21 and upset by it. FML

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By KennKenn | 0

#3557853 - Tuesday 8 November 2011 12:06

A simple explanation could have made them look like the idiots.

By phoenixslayer69 | 4

#3557870 - Tuesday 8 November 2011 12:09

Promote synergy

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By KennKenn | 0

#3557853 - Tuesday 8 November 2011 12:06

A simple explanation could have made them look like the idiots.

thisisafunnyname | 12

#3558118 - Tuesday 8 November 2011 13:30

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

bartier93 | 0

#3558128 - Tuesday 8 November 2011 13:32

OP doesn't work in a pharmacy, just another store across the road..

ddeboer4 | 9

#3558219 - Tuesday 8 November 2011 13:59

I read it like she was in her own store working and a lady asked if she knew where the vitamins were in the pharmacy across the road and then her manager yelled at her. So FYL.

FreshlyCut | 0

#3558584 - Tuesday 8 November 2011 16:18

So she was to lazy to look for the vitamins herself? Women....... Jk

False_Stupidity | 41

#3569607 - Thursday 10 November 2011 18:56

#32 oh yeah, it could be read that way too..

kirstyannemiller | 4

#4395533 - Sunday 6 May 2012 0:06

#21. retard. OP doesnt work in a pharmacy

By nateylovesporn | 1

#3557863 - Tuesday 8 November 2011 12:07

clearly your boss and her didn't takes their meds this morning.

dre_bro11 | 12

#3557976 - Tuesday 8 November 2011 12:41

That's because OP couldn't tell them where they could find them in the pharmacy.

FYLDeep | 25

#3558112 - Tuesday 8 November 2011 13:27

Whether or not the OP has a job isn't mentioned in this FML, let alone anything about his/her boss.

FYLDeep | 25

#3558142 - Tuesday 8 November 2011 13:37

Fuck me, I forgot about the last part where it says the OP has a job. Either way, his/her boss isn't mentioned.

BB_ava | 0

#3558265 - Tuesday 8 November 2011 14:18

2, the manager isn't OP's boss.

BB_ava | 0

#3558289 - Tuesday 8 November 2011 14:24

Oh wait. Is OP in the store where she works or the pharmacy? And is 'the manager' the store manager (her boss) or the manager of the pharmacy (who thinks OP is one of his employees)?

dansco | 24

#3561474 - Wednesday 9 November 2011 4:11

OP in Pharmacy which is not their work when not their boss shouted at them...

I'd tell them both to fook off ;)

By phoenixslayer69 | 4

#3557870 - Tuesday 8 November 2011 12:09

Promote synergy

LIKE A BOSS

GSP101 | 0

#3558847 - Tuesday 8 November 2011 18:23

Hit on Debra.

LIKE A BOSS.

Teehee2 | 0

#3559339 - Tuesday 8 November 2011 20:58

Shut the fuck up

LIKE A BOSS

lalalaski | 3

#3559857 - Tuesday 8 November 2011 23:55

Get rejected! LIKE A BOSS

stupidfaceman | 0

#3560851 - Wednesday 9 November 2011 1:06

beat the crap out of the fish then fuck the brains out of it like a bass

TheRealBruce | 12

#3561139 - Wednesday 9 November 2011 2:19

Eat some chicken strips.

LIKE A BOSS

By unluckiestperson_fml | 14

#3557871 - Tuesday 8 November 2011 12:09

How can you legitimately get into trouble for that? It's not your workplace so how the hell are you to know?
Pimp slap a bitch.

allard | 14

#3558369 - Tuesday 8 November 2011 14:47

Perhaps they have similar uniforms, As another commenter Has said, a simple explanation would have set everything straight.

sunrise1234 | 3

#3558494 - Tuesday 8 November 2011 15:33

Well OP's boss, probably just heard yelling and suspected that OP did something wrong.

But who knows why that customer was there...crazy sh*t

sunrise1234 | 3

#3558496 - Tuesday 8 November 2011 15:36

Nevermind, I read that FML wrong....
XD

By leadman1989 | 15

#3557877 - Tuesday 8 November 2011 12:10

I think at some point they realized this but because you were SUCH a pussy they decided to take their frustrations out on you.

Congratulations you're now slightly tougher than yogurt.

construction | 7

#3558036 - Tuesday 8 November 2011 13:08

Don't be hating on yogurt

You_Need_Soap | 6

#3558153 - Tuesday 8 November 2011 13:43

I'm lol cause I have a cat named Yogurt. So my pussy is as tough as yogurt?! Damn, that's what you get for letting a 3 yr old name the family pet.

allard | 14

#3558361 - Tuesday 8 November 2011 14:46

I have a dog named 'Noodle'

leadman1989 | 15

#3559830 - Tuesday 8 November 2011 23:46

Who's hating on yogurt? It's tasty just not very tough lol.

By MarjoCupcake | 11

#3557901 - Tuesday 8 November 2011 12:17

"YEAH! Why CAN'T you tell me why my perscriptions aren't ready yet!"

stacianichole | 2

#3558883 - Tuesday 8 November 2011 18:57

*Prescriptions

mind_fucked | 4

#3558997 - Tuesday 8 November 2011 19:17

Dude who the fuck cares, we know what she means!

tiggerbaxon | 2

#3562229 - Wednesday 9 November 2011 9:33

I have no idea why u got dislikes for that, it was fuckin genius

By tiggerbaxon | 2

#3557956 - Tuesday 8 November 2011 12:37

Haha sucks to be you. Although why did u not make them both look like dicks?

By ohmandapants | 16

#3557958 - Tuesday 8 November 2011 12:37

What the hell? Was it really so hard to explain that you don't work there? Or to just walk away? It's not like you had any obligation to stay and get yelled at.

ImaginaryFoe | 0

#3557979 - Tuesday 8 November 2011 12:43

Yes, OP, you really need to be more assertive. Why you would stand there and let people verbally abuse you is beyond me.

Fatalist_ | 2

#3557982 - Tuesday 8 November 2011 12:44

Coz walkin away from your boss while he's talkin to you will help alot

Confuciussay | 6

#3558020 - Tuesday 8 November 2011 13:05

11 - Re-read the FML again please.

horneyhic | 15

#3558048 - Tuesday 8 November 2011 13:11

I would stayed and let them yell then at the very end told the manager I didn't work there and I'd like to file a complaint about abusive staff

You_Need_Soap | 6

#3558159 - Tuesday 8 November 2011 13:44

13, he was being sarcastic.

MissMae93 | 23

#3558447 - Tuesday 8 November 2011 15:11

28 - nope, pretty sure he needed to reread the post seeing as OP's boss is never mentioned.

Mitcha857 | 0

#3558839 - Tuesday 8 November 2011 18:20

40- a manager is your boss.. YOU need to reread this FML too apparently

arlekin21 | 0

#3559152 - Tuesday 8 November 2011 19:48

52- That manager was someones boss but he wasnt OP's boss

ohmandapants | 16

#3560811 - Wednesday 9 November 2011 0:57

11- read things carefully before posting a comment.
28- maybe you should learn what sarcasm is.

By Stoneyyay | 5

#3558005 - Tuesday 8 November 2011 12:56

fail on the manager, and fail on ur incompetent ass for not knowing where the vitamins are!!! lol just playin. fyl indeed! hope ur boss iant so incompetent!

By heyimallison | 0

#3558029 - Tuesday 8 November 2011 13:07

lol nutjobs.