By Anonymous - 09/12/2014 21:14 - United States - Margate City

Today, as I was leaving home for my mall kiosk job, my dad asked me where I was off to. When I said I was going to work, he tossed an empty beer bottle to the floor, belched, and said "Bah! Get a REAL job!" He's unemployed and living in my apartment. FML
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Beaker318 11

Aaaaand it's time for him to get a new place to live.

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Murilirum 23

That's terrible. Subtle response such as 'oh you too!' Would be more than appropriate.

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Beaker318 11

Aaaaand it's time for him to get a new place to live.

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15Erik 21

Hear there's a carboard box blowout going on.

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Murilirum 23

That's terrible. Subtle response such as 'oh you too!' Would be more than appropriate.

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cadillacgal79 32

A job is better than no job...I hate lazy parents like that.

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mkstar13 13

don't listen to that mess and go out and succeed in your own life

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mojopin 12

throw away his beer and tell him "bah! Have a real drink!"

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ComoEsJuan 24

By a "real drink" do you mean a glass of shut the **** up?

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Just_A_Tree 20

But he probably can't afford a real drink if he doesn't have a job!

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Enderkate4 20

Yet the dad can complain when his child buys his shitty beers.

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mojopin 12

I've got nothing against drinking. But there's a difference between between a casual drink and an alcoholic. It you drink casually, a real drink might be vodka or absinthe. If you're an alcoholic, it's gotta be a coffee.

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devildog562 33

What a bum. At least you have a place to call home .

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Im2Shy 16

Time to show him that "tough love" that parents always threatened us with.

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man_eating_bunny 18

You should tell him if he doesn't clean up his act he will not be welcomed into your home anymore

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homesuckfucker 28

You have no reason to respect the opinion an alcoholic that cannot provide for himself as an adult. Keep doing what's earning you money, if it's enough to have a stable budget. As for your father. Give him an ultimatum; no more disrespecting you or your property in your house, or he'll be out on the street!

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