By Anonymous - 09/12/2014 21:14 - United States - Margate City

Today, as I was leaving home for my mall kiosk job, my dad asked me where I was off to. When I said I was going to work, he tossed an empty beer bottle to the floor, belched, and said "Bah! Get a REAL job!" He's unemployed and living in my apartment. FML
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Beaker318 11
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Aaaaand it's time for him to get a new place to live.

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Murilirum 23
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That's terrible. Subtle response such as 'oh you too!' Would be more than appropriate.

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Beaker318 11
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Aaaaand it's time for him to get a new place to live.

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15Erik 21
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Hear there's a carboard box blowout going on.

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Murilirum 23
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That's terrible. Subtle response such as 'oh you too!' Would be more than appropriate.

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cadillacgal79 32
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A job is better than no job...I hate lazy parents like that.

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mkstar13 13
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don't listen to that mess and go out and succeed in your own life

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mojopin 12
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throw away his beer and tell him "bah! Have a real drink!"

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ComoEsJuan 24
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By a "real drink" do you mean a glass of shut the fuck up?

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Just_A_Tree 20
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But he probably can't afford a real drink if he doesn't have a job!

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Enderkate4 20
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Yet the dad can complain when his child buys his shitty beers.

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mojopin 12
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I've got nothing against drinking. But there's a difference between between a casual drink and an alcoholic. It you drink casually, a real drink might be vodka or absinthe. If you're an alcoholic, it's gotta be a coffee.

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devildog562 33
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What a bum. At least you have a place to call home .

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Im2Shy 16
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Time to show him that "tough love" that parents always threatened us with.

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man_eating_bunny 18
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You should tell him if he doesn't clean up his act he will not be welcomed into your home anymore

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Stormcloak 20
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What a great father.

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homesuckfucker 28
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You have no reason to respect the opinion an alcoholic that cannot provide for himself as an adult. Keep doing what's earning you money, if it's enough to have a stable budget. As for your father. Give him an ultimatum; no more disrespecting you or your property in your house, or he'll be out on the street!

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