Lmfao! You fail!
First!!!!

no u fail for saying that u are first even though we cam all see the number 1 right next to your name

you fail because you cannot spell can

you fail for having to point that out

Man bra, anyone?

I would just like to point out that everyone on this comment thread besides 49 has had some form of a grammatical error. So, you all kind of fail. :)
But I have to say, unless you have a disease or have some other medical/legitimate reason to have breasts that large and be a man, YDI. They should not be that bad.

haha you have man boobs.

i believe the correct term is moobs

OP shoud have taken his moobs and smacked that jealous bitch

HE-TEETS!!!

Moobies?

Moobs like Jabba.

Uppercut that bitch!

I'd just file sexual harassment. Old ladies have no business looking at my business.

Maybe you should consider a breast reduction..? Just saying.

It must have been cold...he could have stabbed her with his nipples

In before the flood of "YDI for having nipples"!

"you should go wear a condom, madam. your dick is showing."

"An old lady", not "a old lady"" so.. ytdi

Yeah, I noticed that too.

I was about to say the same thing. Grammar nazis unite!

Why was she looking at your nipples =

creepy old lady :D

Maybe she has a bra-man fetish and wanted OP to be her next victim! I mean volunteer..

At least she didn't say she wanted to stroke your pussy

Was it chilly at the time? She must have had good eyesight to see your fully erect nips.

plank!