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By dogshavenipples - / Wednesday 2 June 2010 23:15 / United Kingdom
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Darling, I really hope you had your mother handle the bill. No excuse for her to be spooked over simple body parts. She could have very well called you up and asked you about it too.

um....I don't think she could have attained "Grandma" status without having had sex at least ONCE.....

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that's rude and stupid. but I guess it's ok if u have nipples that look like dog ones. I won't blame u

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I finally get it! she's a senile cat lady and doesn't know a thing about dogs! Fyl op but good choice  > 

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36- Are you talking to me? Nipples are fleshy buds with breast tissue behind them on which baby animals nurse on. So besides dogs having hair, I see no difference between human nipples and dog ones.

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Ms_Jessie, stop acting like a know it all bitch. We all know that you're 14 and have no friends in school. That's what chat roulette is for. Get off FML.

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dog nipples look more like bits of elongated skin, they dont have the colour difference that ours do. They can look like spots or growths especially if its a short haired dog but you would have thought the fact that there was two uniform rows of bumps would have told the mother they weren't growths. Still I imagine the first thing the vet did over the phone was tell the mother that they were in fact nipples and not anything bad but elderly mother insisted otherwise.

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59- Oh you caught me! I have zero friends and no life so I just come on FML with the intention of pissing people off. Good call. /sarcasm PS I'm 15! :P

how old is your grandma? has she ever experienced sex, and/or ever heard of or seen nipples? if she hadn't then I understand! :D and at 2: no your not! :DD

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um....I don't think she could have attained "Grandma" status without having had sex at least ONCE.....

Darling, I really hope you had your mother handle the bill. No excuse for her to be spooked over simple body parts. She could have very well called you up and asked you about it too.

Your mother is so stupid. This seriously couldn't wait til you got back? You should make her pay it.

If she has any animals, call the vet over to her house while she's out and see if you can top the bill she got you for. It'll be a fun game.

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