We get Arab money $$$$

the real problem is that it's a boy dog. 

Boy dogs have nipples too. 0.O Maybe the dog got alil too freaky?

lmfao :)

Haha if she's a woman wouldn't she know what nipples look like?

does anybody know how many nipples a dog has?

Jess I'm sure any gender knows what nipples are

Haha exactly! She must be senile

that's rude and stupid. but I guess it's ok if u have nipples that look like dog ones. I won't blame u

I finally get it! she's a senile cat lady and doesn't know a thing about dogs! Fyl op but good choice  > 

dogs have nipples!? where?

36- Are you talking to me? Nipples are fleshy buds with breast tissue behind them on which baby animals nurse on. So besides dogs having hair, I see no difference between human nipples and dog ones.

Ms_Jessie, stop acting like a know it all bitch. We all know that you're 14 and have no friends in school. That's what chat roulette is for. Get off FML.

our nipples don't look like dog nipples, nyle n Jess.

dog nipples look more like bits of elongated skin, they dont have the colour difference that ours do. They can look like spots or growths especially if its a short haired dog but you would have thought the fact that there was two uniform rows of bumps would have told the mother they weren't growths. Still I imagine the first thing the vet did over the phone was tell the mother that they were in fact nipples and not anything bad but elderly mother insisted otherwise.

*facepalm*

43 that's hawt

59- Oh you caught me! I have zero friends and no life so I just come on FML with the intention of pissing people off. Good call. /sarcasm PS I'm 15! :P

hahahahaha

ms Jessie, sit on my face plz

ayyyy yooooo Jess in situations like these... I just break out the hateraid! :D

Fail my friend you're second. Good try though. Op your mom really doesn't know what nipples are?

Owned ;)

well I'm pretty sure she would have heard of or seen nipples considering she's a human being.

um....I don't think she could have attained "Grandma" status without having had sex at least ONCE.....

#6 your statement didn't make any sense.

**Mom** status....but same point...

haha it's an inside joke. it wouldn't make sense to you guys anyways. (:

73 the point of telling inside jokes on FML would be...?

lol!!! it'd serve her right!!!