By Anonymous - 02/06/2011 04:17

Today, I threw myself a surprise party. FML
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RecklessJellyBea 7

I'm surprised you were even invited.

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redbluegreen 40

And you're genuinely surprised it's come to this?

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redbluegreen 40

And you're genuinely surprised it's come to this?

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LifeSucksbtw 0

how can you complain about a surprise party op! :p

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Deathpawz 4

at least you don't have to share your cake op :D

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KaintukeeBob 13

The important question is: were you surprised by the party?

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FMLidiot 12

how do you throw yourself a surprise party? it's my birthday in 6 days, so I could do with some pointers!

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YacL 15

Were you surprised? Don't give yourself a heart attack or punch yourself in the face, I've seen stuff like that happen at surprise parties.

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staceysgenesis16 0

so it wasnt much of a surprise eh?

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Eggers 2

The op then decided to treat himself to some surprise sex.

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ElGranOrgo 0

yeah to some birthday sex

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kingtz 6

Yep. The party was in his pants...

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dragonaair 5

Off topic and random, but I smell of dying marbles.

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KiddNYC1O 20

I don't know but #35 is about to be surprised by the harlem globe trotters...

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fmlsaves 0

you look suspiciously like a friend of mine, but She's from California

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Heinousness 0

I am OP In training. I'll end up throwing a surprise party for myself. I can also feel OP's pain. **** our lives.

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poohforMVP 4

tht profile pic u have is hilarious...just sayin

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destroyer713 0

poker face . . ---

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locachick101 0

damn that a big disappointment you must been really bored or got no friends. so who was invited? haha

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lovepinkandzombi 0

did you at least act surprised?

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zojieeu 6

fyl for being surprised by your own party

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