By Anonymous - 02/06/2011 04:17

Today, I threw myself a surprise party. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 592
You deserved it 18 352

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RecklessJellyBea 7

I'm surprised you were even invited.

And you're genuinely surprised it's come to this?


And you're genuinely surprised it's come to this?

Jaykayfu 0

Forever alone .

how can you complain about a surprise party op! :p

Deathpawz 4

at least you don't have to share your cake op :D

The important question is: were you surprised by the party?

how do you throw yourself a surprise party? it's my birthday in 6 days, so I could do with some pointers!

Were you surprised? Don't give yourself a heart attack or punch yourself in the face, I've seen stuff like that happen at surprise parties.

staceysgenesis16 0

so it wasnt much of a surprise eh?

Zeek63 0

was it fun?

thats what pot does.

well I bet "you deserved it"

Ydi for suprising yourself

Eggers 2

The op then decided to treat himself to some surprise sex.

ElGranOrgo 0

yeah to some birthday sex

kingtz 6

Yep. The party was in his pants...

op. You are a badass

Off topic and random, but I smell of dying marbles.

KiddNYC1O 20

I don't know but #35 is about to be surprised by the harlem globe trotters...

you look suspiciously like a friend of mine, but She's from California

I'm Scottish so it's not me :P

I am OP In training. I'll end up throwing a surprise party for myself. I can also feel OP's pain. Fuck our lives.

mind_geek 15

Forever Alone.

tht profile pic u have is hilarious...just sayin

destroyer713 0

poker face . . ---

RecklessJellyBea 7

I'm surprised you were even invited.

RecklessJellyBea win :D

i made your thumbs up 69. *hehe*

Probably the biggest WIN comment I've ever read

Whats so win about that?

*sniff* *sniff* this is so sad.

damn that a big disappointment you must been really bored or got no friends. so who was invited? haha

OP is a white crayon.

lovepinkandzombi 0

did you at least act surprised?

fyl for being surprised by your own party