At least you had something to distract you on valentines day.

Dang that's cold

High Five lonley person!!

YDI for referring to the couple as "old." If they have children in need of babysitting, how old could they be? 35? 40? The horror! Advanced age! G-d forbid you should ever get to be as superannuated (look it up) as that.

you must be trying not to use the lord's name in vain. but you're still an asswipe and sadly, will probably have to see me and the rest of us in Hell. G-d forbid.

One of my friends, who is thirteen, father is sixty.

Aw. Well sucks for you. You'll find someone.

I hate valentines day... ok not hate but I never have a valentine either so your not alone. I'm not bad looking either.

Or, you know, they needed a babysitter and were asking if you were available.

why won't my comments post!!!!

Tell them to call me. I'll be free that day. It's my birthday. FML

Lol more like "correctly assumed"