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Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML
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Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother completely naked from the waist down. I wouldn't have cared if he wasn't masturbating using my lingerie. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother jerking off to a breast cancer awareness advert. FML
Today, for the third time since breakfast, I accidentally walked in on my father wanking. FML
Today, I walked into the living room, only to find my brother wanking to an episode of My Little Pony. FML
Today, my brother walked in on me jerking off. I managed to close the porn tab, at least, only to end up on my mom's Facebook profile. FML
Today, my brother said he was cleaning his room. When I walked in, he was giving my cousin a blowjob. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother slipping into a pair of panties. Specifically, a pair of my panties. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother rubbing one out. For the third time. I then had to explain to her, also for the third time, why pleasuring herself in the living room is inappropriate. FML
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Alexander Hegner 6
Why Jerk off in the living room if other people are home the F
Alup132 22
FYL, but unfortunately I can top it. My brother has done it in the same room as me twice, thinking I didn’t know. One of those times was in the same bed.
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Alexander Hegner 6
Why Jerk off in the living room if other people are home the F
RichardPencil 30
Ok, the first time is his fault, but after that, shouldn’t you learn to knock before entering the living room?
mekiswrite 21
This isn't a "fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me" situation. It's not hard to NOT ********** in the living room.
RichardPencil 30
True. But when it’s hard...
1gullible_bugger 34
Perhaps he enjoys the thrill of being caught. Or he didn't realize that he was not alone in the house
Alup132 22
FYL, but unfortunately I can top it. My brother has done it in the same room as me twice, thinking I didn’t know. One of those times was in the same bed.
randybryant799 20
ewwww