Who don't like cold pizza?

Sounds like frigid misery. At least there's a chance that your body will shut down in the middle of your mind-numbingly monotonous workday. That would be a blessing for you./ Life. Don't talk to me about life.

Oh my god, you damn dirty robot. The machines have risen and are dropping random forward-slashes into their comments, RUN FOR YOUR SUPPLE LITTLE ASSES, LEST THEY BE TRANSMUTED INTO USB PORTS!

I have a wild and crazy idea. Fix it?

Number 1 wins.

Too wild and crazy.

Omg, finally! I've been waiting forever for this heater to just die!

eat the hot steamy pizza to keep warm

Notice how he says, "Finally." As if he wanted it to die?

Some people in Alaska rely on your heater to heat their pizzas, as they use the pizzas as heaters. life. talk to be about life.

finally? were you waiting for it to get wrecked or something? if it's that bad slap the pizzas on your face and drive around

whoever this moderator is, he must be from alaska. I only suggested that alaskans use the pizza boxes for heaters. that joke took a whole 2 minutes to type on and iPod.

He could always bring a battery powered heater into his car from his house :S

...or a mains powered one with a very long extension cord.

sarah palin wants her pizzas hot

You live in Alaska and your username is Glaciernerd. Wow.

Haha, I live I North pole! I remember when I first came on this site, only one other person claimed Alaska. Ah well. OP, this made me laugh. it took me 7 hours to thaw and get a jump on my battery this morning due to a blown breaker. I couldn't imagine working in my car for a long period. But, you shoulda begged borrowed or worked OT to fix your heater before the "finally" came to play.

I wish I lived in alaska,. not texas

I live in Texas! and to be honest, I will take 50 weather outside right over -50 any day!!

OP YDI you said "finally" so on some grounds you extected this, you could have stopped this op.

me too. I live in anchorage

I live in Fairbanks to. Haha. Wow. Dude that must suck!

I live in anchorage as well

I live in wadi la in between Fairbanks and anchorage it gets cold. that sucks I hope it gets fixed.

Wasilla*

Haha I live in ak too. just in wasilla

It would still be cold.

more like buy a jacket

More like buy a plane ticket to get the fuck out of Alaska

more like fix the heater or buy a new one because some people may like alaska and probably own at least 10 jackets

More like find a better job, cuz delivering pizzas doesn't earn you a new heater.

More like c-c-combo breaker! :)

nice!!!!

what if it's uphill?

Actually a lot people actually get paid to live there because if the shitty conditions, and I believe their minimum wage is about 12 or 13 dollars.

Actually a lot people actually get paid to live there because if the shitty conditions, and I believe their minimum wage is about 12 or 13 dollars.

There's always one "...in this economy" comment in every employment related FML.

wont be for long with frozen pizzas

31, are you surprised in an economy like this?

Some people can't afford to be surprised in this economy.

I am pretty sure you can get a job anywhere that doesnt involve education if you would get off your sorry ass

#86, it's not easy to get ANY sort of job at all right now. It took me three years and several hundred applications to every place I could find before I finally got a job.

the "bad economy" has hardly even laid it's finger on Alaska. haha :p

why you gotta be the one feeg??

He wasn't complaining about the job. He was saying his heater went out in Alaska and his job requires him to spend a lot of time in the car.

Sarah Palin is an embarrassment to Alaska.

Righttttt? How?

since you list ft rich as your home town, im assuming youre a military baby and youre not really FROM alaska. so please dont tell the world what is good or not good for us. chances are, with you being 16, you have no REAL interest in politics so why dont you just shut the hell up since youre only speaking to hear yourself talk.

sorry, my rant was for sshelbyy.

neverneverland Being 16 doesn't mean someone isn't genuinely interested in politics. I was first interested in politics when I was about 14.

Good one 7 oh and neverneverland whomever you are don't say that just because I am 14 doesn't mean I am completely incompetent my mom has a masters degree in polisci (political science) and masters in foreign affairs so last time I checked I probably know more than you so you should just shut your mouth and stop judging people!! I hope that you stop being a stupid pig!!

*Masturbation No. No it won't.

"dont worry i saw it on man vs. wild.. that feels amazing."

Dude, I can never pull it off, I get distracted and either lose it or go off the road, its a lose lose

Your car heater dying has nothing to do with your car dying.

Don't make the assumption that the OP knew there was something wrong over one word. It could have been an older car for all you know. Also, learn to use proper grammar before you call anybody stupid.

Also, don't diss Sarah.. Especially since nobody could ever be worse than Obama.

#10, fuck you, how about you try and fix the heater on a pizza delivery wage? despite popular belief there is poverty in this country asshole.

10 - I don't see ur "gucking" problem

that's what people said about bush, nax. :( god I hope they don't get any worse.

go fuck yourself. please an thank you.